• ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    and we could go to a spa (just as friends) and we could get all sweaty in the gym (just for exercise) and go for a massage together (just for company) and book a room (just for convenience) and relax in the private hot tub (just for fun) and share a room (just for economics) and share a bed (just to keep warm) and cuddle up (just for comfort) and stay there forever

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      1 day ago

      did this to my best bro and we ended up married (as a joke). We wake up every day next to each other and kiss (jokingly). It’s the funniest shit ever.