Somewhere, roaming space, for all eternity, is The Grimmace. He needs no air, eats no food, but returns to earth every 1000 years to consume the flesh of the innocent. No one knows how much time is left on the clock. Last time he visited humans hadn’t yet gotten around to the written word to document history. One thing IS for certain.
Space fact #5472
Somewhere, roaming space, for all eternity, is The Grimmace. He needs no air, eats no food, but returns to earth every 1000 years to consume the flesh of the innocent. No one knows how much time is left on the clock. Last time he visited humans hadn’t yet gotten around to the written word to document history. One thing IS for certain.
Nothing can kill The Grimmace.
1000 years? No written word last time? Mate, they did that several 1000 years ago. We have stuff from Ancient Egypt from 5000 years ago.