As a child I tried cooking spaghetti but without water :3
As a teenager me and my friend burned spaghetti while cooking it in water.
Was that bread?
does it matter? it is charcoal now
I’m imagining a pirate queen busting into my kitchen and barking out “Go cook for me women!” and when I walk out to see what the fuss is about there’s just dozens of pirates milling about, mostly in feminine attire regardless of physical appearance.
I’m down to cook for a pirate queen and her salty doggos.
Now everyone write down your orders, I’ll do what I can! (I suggest fettuccine Alfredo, my sauce is homemade and the chicken is optional, everything else is vegetarian but not vegan although I’m down to learn vegan recipes for regulars)
can i get uhhhhhhhh
girl really told a story to market her cooking skills for us 😭
I love the idea of a trans inclusive sapphic pirate crew. The only requirement to join is being sapphic. They end up having really high turnover because the crew keep pairing off and retiring to settle down somewhere, but with a consistent core group that stay around for the adventure and constant flow of fresh booty :3 Also they only steal from corporate ships like the East India Company because this is my fantasy and my fantasy sapphic pirate crew has class consciousness damnit.
I guess they’d enjoy penne all’arrrrabbiata
And some arrrtochoke?
Loooooove cooking for people i care about 😍😍😍
Dont gotta tell me twice, i do it everyday!
“Thank you for [cooking], mom! 💕” One day…
Hoping for the best for you!
I invited mother dearest to my first 2 thanksgivings. She didnt come
Aargh, I meant to write “cooking”. With my new keyboard app, I needed to get used to double checking more often.
Haha now my reply doesnt make sense 😂
