• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Be Me

    Log into Highly Competitive MOBA / Team Shooter Game

    Rank: Mud

    Get slotted into a team of 8-year-olds, Alzheimer’s patients, and people on disability after falling off a ladder at work.

    Lose to a team of 9-year-olds, Parkinson’s patients, and people playing the game on a second screen during an office meeting

    Oh gee, I wonder how it feels to be The Best Player In FlobsKnight: Cry of Obligation, kicking dirt on little old me!

    Win against a team of 6-year-olds, people in a coma, and players with no arms learning to use the control with their toes

    I am the greatest FlobsKnight player on earth!

    Rank Up: Dry Grass

    Quality of opponent improves slightly

    Never win again