Go down about a mile or so, and hang a left at where the old oak tree was that my grand-daddy chopped down. Go about two or three hundred feet more, where Crazy Al’s gas station used to be. I think it’s McDonalds now. I haven’t been there in years. Any who, look for the all-brick building. You can’t miss it!
Probably driving there
Being born in an oppressed community.
Land on a go to jail tile.
Walk into a police station and shoot a gun once.
Skin colour will be the difference between going to jail, and the morgue, i fear
nerf?
Go park in front of an elementary school, climb on the hood of your car, and masturbate while screamsinging “jesus loves the little children”
Yeah so you’re gonna want to type that into your phone and do what it says
Using the incorrect bathroom.
I’ve actually done that by accident, didn’t notice until I came out of the stall and saw urinals. The idea that that is now a crime in some states is disturbing
Straight into prison.
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