I wash my hands before touching my doodle, I work in a clinic and I do not want to touch myself with the things I’ve been touching that day even with gloves on.
I knew a guy who didn’t eat anything spicy because he went to the bathroom right after eating spicy food.
Now I wash my hands 3+ plus times after eat something spicy and going to pee
lmao, this whole comment section is hilarious. everyone knows you should only pee and poop in the shower. that way you never have to wash your hands! #WAFFLESTOMP
The people who don’t wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.
I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.
They don’t seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people’s food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.
I only wash my clothes if pee or poop myself…
I think I washed my clothes last time last decade? That was a waste! But you know, better safe than sorry!
/s
Ok, but if I pee I don’t touch any genitals?!
Edit: Pull pants down. Sit. Pee. Pull pants up. Leave. I’m not saying I’m not washing my hands, but I’m not touching my dick either.
not even your stall neighbour’s ??..??
Apparently He’s not even locking the door.
I don’t lock the door to my house bathroom when I use it.
Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.
I’ve never understood not wiping.
I have on occasion not washed my hands if the soap available is too harsh because I have incredibly sensitive skin, but I carry hand sanitizer for those times.
Exactly! If you don’t wipe, you’ll end up with piss droplets in your underwear.
and it fucking smells.
Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.
Well, you see, I can go DAYS without anyone putting their face near my crotch.
Days? Gotta get that up to years/decades.
The answer is exactly what you think it is: laziness.
I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It’s fun seeing them in the wild.
I usually do, but when I don’t - because I didn’t piss on them
Maybe not but you probably still peeled your dick off your sweaty balls.
Nah they still stuck together shower will get them
The door handles and surfaces in public toilets are not clean either. It is not just your own piss that matters.
True, but you still touch the same handle after washing your hands
No that’s why you use a paper town (supposed to say towels, stupid autocorrect) to open the door
I prefer paper villages myself
Lol towels, dammit towels stupid autocorrect
Yes that is an issue. Personally I avoid touching handles in public toilets without some tissue in my hand. I usually grab some on my way out.
I love how a specific question was being asked and then you get downvotes for answering it.
I also wash before I go, because your junk has it’s own ecosystem. So, what ever is in your daily surroundings doesn’t belong downstares and what ever is in your downstairs doesn’t belong in your daily surroundings.
If you’ve been in contact with aggressive chemicals, it’s actually a really good idea to wash your hands before touching other parts of your body.
Then again, you shouldnt come in contact with agressive chemicals in the first place
Capsaicin gets on your hands when chopping chilis. Laundry detergent can get on your hands when doing laundry. Even small amounts can cause trouble if they get to sensitive parts of your body.
I always make sure to not wash my hands after cutting chilis and before peeing. Who doesn’t love a little dingle tingle?
I strengthening my immune system
Your grammar took a hit.
Nah, just a bit of poop on my screen
“I’m” typically not the one to spell check but you got a problem with your eye there
Just pink eye
Totally came to say that. I rinse but don’t use soap in some circumstances.
For the people that say their junk is clean from shower, do y’all not get swamp crotch like at all? Just stays clean and dry down there all day no matter what? Lucky bastards if so, but I find that highly unbelievable. And no errant droppage after going? Resheath and “oh no! Strays hit the ultra clean barrier!”?
do y’all not get swamp crotch like at all?
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lol sorry this just reminded me. Also, I wash my junk before sharing it
I have no idea what swamp crotch is. It is surely the expression of a tainted soul.
When it gets humid down there. You know, like a swamp. Also I think this same group of people need to learn how close their butthole is to the twig and berries. Every fart is blowing poo particles all over the cotton dungeon.
I’m vegan. My poop is actually cleaner than the rest of the world
You guys have a bathroom ?
The instant you touch literally any surface in that bathroom - public or private - you have somebody’s poop on you.
For that reason alone, you should wash your hands.
In fact, I know one guy who washes the public toilet seat - soap and all - before he sits. Can’t blame him, really.
If true, this extends out of the bathroom. Poop doesn’t magically disappear at that barrier
good for him i guess that sounds tedious as fuck
personally i eat other people’s shit every day
You make me proud, nutsack.
It is the very, very rare occasion that I shit in public.
Last time, i was flying back from the US and into the Netherlands and found one wing of the airport under construction so there wasn’t any open gates, but the toilets were open… you ever shit in an empty airport bathroom? Amazing.
Contrast with the time I was at the same airport a week before and there was actual shit on the floor, dragged across from the rolling luggage to the stall.
Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it’s just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don’t really think touching toilet paper to my pussy is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it’s a convenient time to do that.
Because I believe my actions in the “third” act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.
