• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    Forget which window is open and jerk off to the wrong person

    No judge likes feeling ignored, so make sure to save the cum shot for them

    • Aeao@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      I had the same thought but without the poem. You’re jerking off to the trial.