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minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up309·edit-24 days agoThis is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.
minus-squareMrKoyun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoScratch should be the choice, obviously. It will be so much easier to maintain! Think of all of the new contributors!
minus-squaretristan@tarte.nuage-libre.frlinkfedilinkFrançaisarrow-up102·edit-24 days ago3 billion Devices Run Java
minus-squarelauha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·4 days ago3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.
minus-squareGreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·4 days agoProof of stability!
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoMost of them have not loaded the kvm just yet, any minute now …
minus-squareElvith Ma'for@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up13·4 days agoDon’t you think, that’s enough already?
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoAt least one to many in my opinion.
minus-squareRustyNova@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 days agoAnd no more than that. There’s a queue now…
minus-squareryannathans@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up49·4 days agoExcept next to pools, no one should run there
minus-squareKlear@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 days agoUnless you have scissors. That cancels it out.
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·4 days agoYou mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time
minus-squarehperrin@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 days agoNot exactly the same thing, but… https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoPython, for badassness.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoBetter yet: bash. If you can read the code, then someone didn’t do their job properly!
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoThe entire system is going to be regex.
minus-squareKairos@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoSurely at least one other person knows about qemu-user
minus-squareViatorOmnium@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoLies, damn lies, and write once run anywhere™️.
This is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.
Scratch should be the choice, obviously. It will be so much easier to maintain! Think of all of the new contributors!
3 billion
Devices Run Java
3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.
Proof of stability!
Most of them have not loaded the kvm just yet, any minute now …
Don’t you think, that’s enough already?
At least one to many in my opinion.
And no more than that. There’s a queue now…
Except next to pools, no one should run there
Unless you have scissors. That cancels it out.
You mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time
Not exactly the same thing, but…
https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm
J2EE ffmpeg for flip phones
Python, for badassness.
I think you meant perl.
Better yet: bash. If you can read the code, then someone didn’t do their job properly!
The entire system is going to be regex.
That’s the genius of it
Surely at least one other person knows about qemu-user
Lies, damn lies, and write once run anywhere™️.