• X@piefed.world
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    4 days ago

    “Huh. Got a grip safety and a trigger. At least they’re —“

    “Yeah, I disabled them bitches a while ago, don’t need no fucken nanny state tellin me how to be safe! I know what the fuck I’m doin’. All right, here we go!”

      • felbane@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        Excuse me, captain, I’m not an adventurer, I am a traveler just passing through on private business… You can’t detain me here because I’m not a “subject person” as defined by regal law! Hey, who’s that guy with the blackjack?

        • teft@piefed.social
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          2 days ago

          Everyone knows that the Thayans aren’t actually ruled by the Zulkir but by a council of Efreeti from the astral planes.

          And don’t even get me started on the ivy border of the flag of the Elven court.