You open a program for work… and suddenly it doesn’t work.
So you tell your supervisor.
They tell you to call the help desk.
You call the help desk… they can’t help.
They tell you to submit a ticket.
You go to submit a ticket… but first you have to create an account.
To create the account, you have to link your work ID.
To link your work ID, you need your phone for a code.
Then it makes you create a new password (not your usual one, obviously).
Then you have to verify your email.
You wait… finally get it… click the link…
…and it makes you log in again.
And grab your phone again. Another code.
Finally—you’re in.
Now you fill out the ticket, using that random username you were given on day one and told never to lose.
You submit it.
It says: “Pending supervisor approval.”
Your supervisor calls:
“Why did you submit this?”
So now you explain everything…
and walk them through it… step by step… because they don’t understand any of it.
They approve it.
You get an email:
“This will take up to 4 days.”
You need it done tomorrow.
So now you ask who to escalate to.
Your supervisor asks their boss.
Their boss asks someone else.
Eventually, a VP gets involved.
They tell you to contact a guy—Mr. Patel.
You call Mr. Patel.
He asks a million questions.
Eventually he realizes:
“This broke after a Windows update.”
So now he has to talk to his boss.
Meanwhile, your boss keeps asking:
“What’s taking so long?”
You explain… again.
You go to lunch.
Come back—Mr. Patel messaged you 5 minutes after you left:
“Call me.”
You call him. Voicemail.
He calls you back an hour later (because he was “in a meeting”).
He says:
“You need a new computer. That’ll take 5 days.”
Your boss’s boss is now on your case because only you can do this one task.
You ask if there’s another way.
“No.”
Now your supervisor tells their boss, who tells their boss…
and suddenly the VP calls you directly.
You explain everything again (for the 4th time).
He makes one phone call.
Suddenly—you have admin access.
You fix the issue in 5 minutes.
It’s now 6 PM.
You spent all day waiting, escalating, and explaining…
…and the thing you fixed?
Didn’t even matter—because the other team never showed up anyway.
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Once I asked IT if they could stop Skype (depreciated) from automatically being pinned to the taskbar upon login. Through a series of events they uninstalled the Microsoft Office Suite and attempts to reinstall it were met with error messages for 3 days. Eventually they reinstalled Office and closed the ticken, but Skype was still getting pinned.
I live in fear of that Skype shortcut.
This is how it would go at the company I work for:
A program doesn’t work.
You call helpdesk.
They remote in during the phone call, verify the issue, and fix it if it’s just something that requires admin rights.
Otherwise they’ll say “huh, that’s weird” and tell you they’ll call you back with a solution.
15-60 minutes later, a dude to whom the office dress code doesn’t seem to apply knocks on your door and replaces your laptop with a new one. They’re set up as thin clients so you log in and are back at what you were doing.
Then depending on work load and how many people have this issue, IT troubleshoots with your old laptop, or they just clean it, disinfect it and plug it into the re-imaging station.I’m the VP who actually knows how the things work. So after I solve your problem I:
Write the instructions in an email for the 4th time and send it to everyone involved (your name was probably in CC list, sorry about that)
Double check the internal documentation and add a bit about windows update going rogue
Notice the logs say I’m the only person to ever look at this doc
Send a second email about reading our documentation (now you’re also in the BCC list too somehow, sorry about that)
Get a text from my wife to see if I’ve left work yet
Email our Microsoft rep and CC IT to chastise them about the update but also to see if this violates our SLA so we can get some credits
Check on the status of the SSO epic, since none of this would have happened if that had gotten finished in Q1 '22 like it was supposed to
See no one has been assigned to any tickets in that epic since the last time something like this happened 15 months ago
Spend 10 minutes daydreaming about opening a bike rental shop in Amsterdam
Email the DoE about making sure the SSO epic ends up as an OKR in Q3
I understood some of that.
Man, finances sound like they suck.
Nope. But I had the issue of my password being so long and complex (password manager) that something got fucked up in my work’s IT system.
Switching to a simpler password solved it.
I was specifically told not to use special characters :)
How cooked is my work’s IT system?
This just means (usually) that your system synchronizes with something that doesn’t support special characters (e.g. mainframes).
Remember kids: Mainframes suck. They’re awful legacy garbage that holds back adoption of superior, actually secure technologies. Soooo many things that make you go, “WTF?” in IT can be traced back to having to support legacy systems (like mainframes).
That’s what happened with ours. They were pushing to have longer and more complex passwords, which was great, since forever they had stuck with an eight character requirement (which I couldn’t believe, that’s breaking a few basic rules of security that I knew about, and this is a large corporation).
So I figure okay, I’ll make my next password something that’s finally decent. Except when I go to use the older terminal based systems that are still crucial to operation, they won’t take anything past eight characters… because that’s what they were programmed for. Turns out IT had jumped on the better security bandwagon before they either had gotten to migrating things at the core level, or they didn’t think that far until the tickets started hitting. Likely the latter.
It all works now, but it was funny having to go back to a less secure password for a while because of a slight oversight or assumption on IT’s part.
At our place it was email clients using whatever is the default encoding of Windows to encode passwords. Usually not UTF-8, like every other piece of software using that password.
Sometimes I pre-entively set my password manager to generate a 0-9, lowercase a-z only pass because sometimes you look at a login page and you can just tell putting some \ ¢ £ % $ will blow up everything
Yeesh, I’d be willing to bet they’re storing passwords in plain text…
Not that you should be anyway; but don’t use any password you’ve used anywhere else.
Are the passwords being stored in plaintext!? That’s the only reason I can think of why special characters wouldn’t be able to be handled.
We had that issue at work with email account passwords that could be entered into a browser in UTF-8 but would be sent by email clients on Windows in whatever the default encoding there was, usually not UTF-8.
The server just blindly pushed the bytes it received into the hashing algorithm. It didn’t have any means of identifying the encoding used either way. We “solved” it by showing a warning about the bug when people logged in and entered a password with non-ASCII characters. Many people used a web-based email client anyways so it wasn’t such a huge issue anyways. We didn’t want to force customers to only use ASCII symbols.
Dafuk?
Very
Program doesn’t open all of sudden?
I guessed Windows update immediately, glad my IT skills are still sharp.
If all you needed was admin access to, I presume, finish an installation of something or permissions got messed with, then IT should’ve been able to remote in and fix it within 5 minutes.
Also, have you tried restarting your PC yet?
it got offshored a decade ago though
he was better of quitting and getting a new job the moment the update failed
Just make sure everyone forgets you have admin access…use the power sparingly and avoid IT ever looking at your computer again.
If your IT doesn’t routinely audit this, they deserve shenanigans.
Corporate life in a nutshell. Remember this every time some smooth brain defends corporations or “the private sector” for “being efficient and cutting red tape”
You guys can get a new computer in 5 days?? At our company that takes at least 5 weeks and that only if it has been escalated.
I am honestly impressed that this all happened in one day.
I mean yeah more or less
that’s Microsoft products for you
we knew the microslop update to win 11 was going to be shite
you have to create an account??? no. once my enterprise login stuff works I can generally make a ticket without making a new account for it.
If you give a mouse a cookie…
Enterprise IT is fun isnt it.
Similar but yes
If I can predict it, I’ll skip to the last step and just not attempt to do it.
This works because the person who is supposed to remind me of the task has a to-do list that takes about two years to go through. By the time she gets to reminding me it’s already irrelevant.
This exact sequence of events has happened to me too. XD
