You should hear his voice. His face is the prettiest thing of that man.
You should hear his voice. His face is the prettiest thing of that man.


Here are some.
It’s Will Forte in the role of Phil Tandy Miller in the tv-series The Last Man on Earth, in which he uses the “I hardly knew her” joke intensively throughout the series.
At first it’s corny because it’s a poor joke, but then he keeps doing it, so it becomes annoying, but then he keeps doing it, so it becomes funny, but then he keeps doing it, so it becomes annoying again.
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It does help clear the chalk off glass, but it’s important to only put it in the designated compartment - unless you want a foam party in your kitchen.


Ok, I mean rinse aid. The stuff for glass.


Mine has a sensor in the drain much further down than the filter. If someone spilled detergent inside the machine, it will make a lot of bubbles, and this is enough to trigger the sensor, so it refuses to run the pump.
In order to flush it, I need to move it out, so I can open the safety drain on the back and throw in a bucket of water, collecting the water from the safety drain on a towel.
My bank offers those. There are a few rules to what you can upload.
Some make sense, like you can’t print the pin code or use the visa logo on a Mastercard.
Others are less obvious. Tiger King wouldn’t be allowed because he’s technically a celebrity, which is not allowed.
I don’t want to shit in the same cup twice. That’s just disgusting.
Yes. Checks out. Ball sport is facism. With a ball.
A lot of matches could be avoided if only they had more balls. The ball owner just decided to only make one ball available, so they’d fight over it and remove attention from himself. It’s like the Colosseum, where the Caesar never had to fight.
This is the shitpost community, btw.
I know Voyager can hide “subscribed” from your “all” feed. It doesn’t do multiple custom feeds though. You could make a different user for your news feed. Switching users is as easy as switch feeds in most clients.

Do you often run out of gas in your car? Does your phone often run out of battery?
If you’re a functioning adult who can answer “no” to those questions, then you do not need to worry about range anxiety.
In my car, I can also look at the navigation system which has a nice big circle showing how far I can go. You see the dark area outside the circle? You must never go there, Simba.

I’ve been driving an EV for 6 years.
Is there anything else you would like to know about driving EVs?
Well, an issue could be that it’s not a sweater, so if she wanted a sweater, she might be disappointed to find out that she came home with a poncho instead.


I keep a professional distance to all my co-workers regardless of age, gender, title or experience.
I don’t even know which is worse; working with people you like or people you don’t. Both have their challenges in time.
I’d definitely stay clear of any clique mentallity. Best to stay assertive with those sorts of people.
Or in sports terms. Don’t get dragged into their drama. They can keep that shit game on their side of the court. You focus on the ball.
Have you tried playing the guitar badly?
Come on. Virgin pregnancy, yeah right. Her husband not even knowing and the 3 wise men coming to see the child, sure thing.
Jesus wouldn’t be alive for long if born today. He would have been thrown into Lake Michigan shortly after birth.
If you nitpick your own suggestions the same way, you’ll find that nuclear weapons were made by Germans in America and that rock music is a rip off of Blues which is Africa, and so on.
All inventions are based on knowledge that comes from somewhere else. It’s the exchange of knowledge that pushes inventions forward. It is very rarely the country of where that person had his or her ass situated at the time of the patent application that caused the invention.