Maybe the acrobat pants were dyed with fruit color.

That’s how tough guy points work, yes.

Do stupid shit, get tough guy points.

All I have to offer is half a bowl of instant noodles, a lawnmower full of grass and toe nail clippings. So Genie, what do you wish for?

It’s an early draft for the tablets of ten commandments. We know this because it only shows 7.

Only in English.

Yeah, those don’t work well with Outlook. I get an e-mail from Microsoft telling me to login to the web version only to see that someone put a 👍 on my e-mail. It completely defies the purpose.

Microsoft really knows how to keep office workers occupied doing nothing at all.

Probably missed calls. It’ll keep showing a notification bubble in both activity and calls until you bother clicking the missed call as if that makes any difference or sense to anyone or anything but the notification counter.

But then think of this again - but with drugs.

Edit. Fuck i fell for it. Never mind. I’ll leave it. Top quality shit post.

Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.

Now I’m not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.

Equestrian high diving.

Survivorship bias. The map only shows those that haven’t disappeared, doh.

The best system I’ve tried works by an app. You scan the items with your phone as you pick them up and put them in your bag while still in the app store. Pay in the app and then just leave. They can check your bag if they want to, and there’s camera surveillance.

The self-check out systems don’t really do anything better than that anyway. It a waste of time in my opinion and only encourages people to cheat. They still need to do random checks and camera surveillance.

They also saves us from hearing the privileged “can you open a line more” idiots and playing the game where old people pretend that they never learned how to queue.

If I want human interaction, I will go to a human, not a grocery store.

I’d actually be happy if they can remove the cashier job completely, so nobody has to waste their life ringing up other people 's shit, while getting abused by same people. Hardly anyone takes pride in doing that job anyway.

Despite machines and AI we don’t really see increasing unemployment. People simply do more interesting things.

I’m all for protecting workers, but we don’t do that by keeping them in dead end jobs.

Because it’s more interesting to talk about than American politics and Linux?

Most Windows users don’t know Windows exist.

You forgot the whole mercenaries thing in the beginning. It was pretty funny when they turned around to attack the hand that didn’t feed them.

Friend or not, the first step is to stop the accident.

This involves removing any fruit juice and acid puking people from the situation so the qualified personnel can clean up the scene.

Jennie is a singer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennie_(singer)

The person commenting is being sarcastic.

Same. To make things worse, my distant great grand cousin who I’ve never even talked to, is both illiterate and dyslexic.

I know because I get all his mails, including the one where he signed up for courses for dyslexia.

I told the school to call him instead. I guess they get that a lot.

I had a thought about it.

Elon Musk has 14 children.

If you chop off his head, there will be 14 more billionaires. Elon Musk is the Hydra.