Garden gnomes?

Some of us live in places that have free cards.

I want to mutilate the genitalia of elderly people. Is that okay with you?

I think I do. I’ve been managing properties for some 20 years. Mostly commercial.

What I’m saying is that in order to understand why the landlord doesn’t just cash in on 50 years of rent, you first need to understand the difference between the profit/loss and assets/liabilities sections in a financial statement.

The tenants (income) are not paying for the building (asset). They only need to cover the interest (cost) from the loan (liability) in order for the the landlord to make money (profit).

The only time it makes sense to compare the rental income to the value of the asset is for the annual asset evaluation.

If the landlord waves the evaluation and rent around like OP says, it just shows that the landlord doesn’t understand it either and is just throwing numbers into the air to impress people.

I know what they meant.

Renting out properties is not about making tenants pay the same amount as the property is worth over any period of time.

It’s about having someone else cover the cost of borrowing the money while the property increases in value by itself until they decide to cash in.

It’s because your landlord never paid for it. The bank did. You’re paying the interest on his loan.

Those pepper sauces will make it a memorable experience for both.

It’s a little weird to skip the lights and wheels.

Maybe they intended to drive it like this for some reason.

If the universe is infinite and homogeneous then that would infer all finite permutations of energy occur, not once but infinitely many times.

That’s a big if.

Something can be infinite without having any 1:1 repetition of all or any finite parts. Depends on how homogenous it really is and at what scale. If there are infinite permutations within a finite area, then it won’t necessarily repeat ever. There’s currently no proof of whether the universe is discreet or continuous.

Does the other place call the police snitches or are they snitches for calling the police?

So many questions.

They’re not. It makes sense.

I think the right hand side of the picture has a hill in the foreground. The lake continues behind the hill.

Maybe the acrobat pants were dyed with fruit color.

That’s how tough guy points work, yes.

Do stupid shit, get tough guy points.

All I have to offer is half a bowl of instant noodles, a lawnmower full of grass and toe nail clippings. So Genie, what do you wish for?

It’s an early draft for the tablets of ten commandments. We know this because it only shows 7.

Only in English.

Yeah, those don’t work well with Outlook. I get an e-mail from Microsoft telling me to login to the web version only to see that someone put a 👍 on my e-mail. It completely defies the purpose.

Microsoft really knows how to keep office workers occupied doing nothing at all.

Probably missed calls. It’ll keep showing a notification bubble in both activity and calls until you bother clicking the missed call as if that makes any difference or sense to anyone or anything but the notification counter.

But then think of this again - but with drugs.

Edit. Fuck i fell for it. Never mind. I’ll leave it. Top quality shit post.