True. Long winded pseudo scientific articles like this is boomer brain rot.

I tried to read it all, but around the middle I felt like I might as well be reading the backstory to a cookie recipe.

Valve does no marketing of Steam.

Except your mom.

their marketing

Their what?

They just released Half-Life 2 in 2004 and that was it.

Well, men anyway.

BBC or BWC, whatever, they all taste like cock.

Etymology-wise, football is actually called football because it’s done on foot as opposed to on horse.

Depends on how long it’ll sit there before I run it.

A “move in” fee is not a deposit. It’s more like a goodwill payment, or you could call it a front pocket fee, even if there’s nobody else in queue. Obviously whoever is willing to pay the most gets the first choice.

It’s shady as fuck and also illegal where I live, but people still pay it instead of risking not getting the apartment. Sadly, nobody cares enough to take these scumbags to court over it. You can choose not to pay it but then you just don’t get the apartment, and if so, why’d you want to waste your time and money on a lawyer, when there’s nothing to win from doing so.

It’s a trick. The rabbit hole is full of math.

https://tomrocksmaths.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/maths-essay-2.0.pdf

It’s what edging was called in the 90s.

They are eating the cats and dogs and also our lunch of the people who live there.

I like playing multiplayer games as long as the purpose is to play the objective, team work, strategy, shoot enemies and enjoy the scenery.

Unfortunately most multiplayer games are about coordinating your mouse DPI with the screen FPS and ensuring that your graphic card coolant is flowing at the proper gallons per second.

If I cared about single pixels or abusing the game engine and hardware I would be playing 8bit games. I really don’t get why AAA developers keep making these games for people to win by boring skillless optimization

Your capitalization of the word corner sounded funny when I read it.

Similar to boat’s port and starboard, surgeons uses the terms right side and wrong side. /s

A pool full of lube?

Nice painting, but it has two Simbas and the fat pig is missing.

Incontinence.

I had a programmer giving up on a task today and had to resort to VBA in Excel.

Excel is a shit program and Visual Basic is a shit language, but if you combine them, you can do things that are impossible in any other way.

Someone once said that you can make Excel do anything except coffee. I disagree. It can probably make coffee too.

Just tilt the fridge backwards before moving it in.