Nice painting, but it has two Simbas and the fat pig is missing.

Incontinence.

I had a programmer giving up on a task today and had to resort to VBA in Excel.

Excel is a shit program and Visual Basic is a shit language, but if you combine them, you can do things that are impossible in any other way.

Someone once said that you can make Excel do anything except coffee. I disagree. It can probably make coffee too.

Just tilt the fridge backwards before moving it in.

Victim blaming! Ariel was only 15, she could not legally consent.

monogamy is based on old property laws, on normarivity, and enforced by states/religions.

I’m not sure about that. If you ask anyone in a monogamous relationship, they wouldn’t say that they’re doing that because of the society, state or church.

I think it’s something much more instinctual and possibly biologically conditioned. Pheromones are a hell of a powerful chemical. If you’ve ever had a crush on someone, you’ll definitely have experienced how it makes you focus everything on that one person, regardless of what you want or what they want or what anyone else including your religion wants.

There’s also a theory that we’re too late, and that our existence is like the remaining microbes in a puddle of water in a desert.

The universe used to be lukewarm with conditions for life to exist everywhere, until it expanded and started cooling.

On a positive note, this could also mean that life lies dormant everywhere just waiting for the right conditions, so that anywhere that has the right conditions also has life.

Ryan Dunn.

No can do. It’s just too big. Nobody can do anything about anything because it’s soo big. You can’t phantom the size of USA before you get in a car and drive some hours across the state border only to realize that you’re still in the same car.

Neither did she. Apparently she just felt the need to do it for reasons unknown to anyone.

Bidet did this!

Yes, it’s gen-z science.

It means to evaluate the size of a penis by studying the creases it makes in the trousers.

People like antiheroes.

I get the same feeling when looking at fractals.

On one hand I want to explore everything but at the same time I know it’s impossible to grasp.

Our own Earth has fixing points from man made stuff, so I sort of know what’s where, but then I zoom in on the archipelagos in south Chile or the lakes in Lapland and I get confused again because it seems soo randomly generated.

Ha, yes I guess I called it before it happened. Honestly I just woke up from a nap and figured it out.

I guess we’ll have to see what Israel does before we can tell the outcome.

I don’t think anyone else is going to anything crazy right now. Trump is likely out golfing and cashing in on whatever investments he made before starting this shit show. Let’s not pretend that he gives a flying fuck about who does what in Iran.

There’s no positive end game in it for him.

If he turns this into a “Look at what you made me do!”-moment, he will have nothing but enemies and they’ll all know that nothing will ever please him, which is dangerous for them.

Thus, their only option will be to assassinate him shortly after. Either by Iran getting back at him with a dirty bomb, or the Saudis getting pissed about the oil prices dropping and making a Diana out of him, or even by some lunatic MAGA who “didn’t vote for this”.

Literally everyone would be out to take him out, and he has nothing to gain from it.

If he realizes this, then no.

His best option is to chicken out. He will claim to have reached a tremendous deal with Pakistan that stopped him from bombing Iran out of his own kindness and generosity, and he will mispronounce all the words.

Mickey rolls regular, left leg. Otherwise he’s be goofy.

Corn

Statistically it’s a failure, but in reality, you get laid two times a week, which is a lot more often than never.

I think it hits the right demography, but other than that the ID.Buzz is basically an SUV with a different exterior.

Modern safety regulations probably disallow the horizontal steering wheel from the original bus, but that’s definitely one of the things I miss in modern vans/busses.