Tumblr thread, one user says that archeologists identify human remains by taste. A second user points out that this is not true, bone is identified as not a normal rock by touching it to your tongue and seeing if it sticks. If it does then bone.
Third user shares a poem they wrote: mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone
4th user is an archeologist and is crying laughing with a bunch of other archeologists and they’re going to have shirts made with the poem.
I find a stone
But is it clay?
Or is it silt?
I cannot say.
I’ll rub a bit
Just on my tooth,
If tooth falls out
I’ll know the truth.
Maybe you think
My methods strange,
Maybe you think
They cause me pain.
But I’ll keep rocks
All in my fist:
Not odd to me;
I’m geologist.