• MagicShel@lemmy.zip
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        43 minutes ago

        The trick is to log all your activities separately. One 8-hour session can net you 8 hours of wank, 8 of nipple play, and 8 of anal play. I learned that trick from a consultant in '98, but he just did it with customer hours.

    • joelfromaus@aussie.zone
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      2 hours ago

      This male loneliness epidemic could get very competitive. Doctors around the country reporting genital friction burn with patients saying they’re shooting for the moon in the Competitive Coomers Leagues.