Maybe… we have too many apps now.
now? it’s been too many since people collectively stopped calling them programs and instead started calling them ‘apps’
That’s one way to get users to quit porn, I guess.
why would you tell an app that you masturbated?
same reason people feed all their finances to random companies for who have ‘budgeting applications’ or ‘fitness trackers’
“Congratulations on reaching level 17!!”
“keep your streak going!”
My streak has been going since 1984.
Think of the metrics! distribution by hour, day of week, month, times per day/ week/ month, holidays, workday, weekends, etc etc.
The app:
[Stonks! meme but it reads Spunks! instead]
Edit:
Think of the leaderboards!
The top 3 or 4 people would obviously be hackers with their score being 32 hours in a single day.
The trick is to log all your activities separately. One 8-hour session can net you 8 hours of wank, 8 of nipple play, and 8 of anal play. I learned that trick from a consultant in '98, but he just did it with customer hours.
This male loneliness epidemic could get very competitive. Doctors around the country reporting genital friction burn with patients saying they’re shooting for the moon in the Competitive Coomers Leagues.
gonna be real honest, it’s the metrics I don’t wanna know about. 🤣
