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- Cat always lands on her feet.
- Bread with butter always fall buttered side down.
- Fasten the bread with butter to cat’s back.
- Cat will keep rotating and never fall on the ground.
- Attach the cat-bread to the generator.
- Infinite energy!
Literally already documented and people are still asking.
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I love that video so much, lol
You’ll have to strap magnets to the cat or use it’s air vortex.
If you “attach” it then it’s not falling anymore. It’s just cat on a stick.
It’s just cat on a stick
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This here’s an antique.
Yeah this is as old as dialup at least.
The true law of thermodynamics
Why don’t you just butter both sides of the bread? Cats are fickle
Sadly, the design is unfeasible as eventually the rotational force either separates the bread from the butter, or liquidises the internal organs of the cat when they reach peak generating speed.
The rapid disassembly of the mechanism can cause quite an amount of damage as well.
It’s ight they got nine lives.
Perhaps we can limit the speed by increasing the strength of the generator… but of course that introduces the risk of ripping the cat apart from raw force
That’s an engine sir.
The legend has is, it’s how the nyancat was born.
Cat and bread attached to generator: not falling.
Not falling: not flipping.
yeah, for this idea to work you’d have to put a magnetic rod between the bread and the cat, and put the whole package inside a copper coil
People who expose free energy like this end up disappearing under mysterious circumstances.
Ahh, The Kinetic Cat-Toast Theory
i sweat lemmy is just dad joke town
You:
Problem?
How do you attach cat to the generator? I see something sussy 0-0
Are you 12 years old? I hope so for your own sake.
Right? It clearly goes into the cat’s rectum for stability.
They clearly haven’t played postal 2
I don’t know what Portal 2 has to do with it, but now you’ve got me thinking about the cat in the teleporter in Half Life 2
Postal 2 not portal. You can stick your shotgun in a cat’s anus and use it as a suppressor in postal 2.
Ooh! My bad, I completely read it wrong, lol
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apologies your logic is not convoluted enough to reach its natural conclusion
attaching the cat-bread to a generator would prevent it from falling, so it would stop rotating (no further need)
It would just be a motionless (apart from whatever the cat’s doing, assuming it’s still alive) and it wouldn’t work
sorry!best regards
@Tarastie@lemmy.world already provided a solution: by strapping magnets to the cat, the cat becomes the generator and never has to touch anything
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