I’m torn on this one.

Part of me is convinced that just putting a flower in the barrel would stop all war. Then I’ll make sure to put it in my hair before going to San Francisco, even though I totally forgot the first time.

Another part of me believes that I’m gonna have to solve the problem by getting so high on red agave shrooms that I can’t feel the bullet and thus become an invincible berserker. Might sack York too, if there’s time.

Original quote from the #1 feel good rom com of 1996, Trainspotting:

Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers… Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that?

#LadyCrimes #Feminism

“I’d like to take a bite of THAT cheesecake” - Sir Mousealot

H for Herbert.

I love taking screenshots of people with very expressive faces!

They look fine (arguably better, or at least more engaging, than most) when in motion, but when you pause a video of them, they’re almost guaranteed to look comically weird because they’re between two expressions 😁

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Is a cute name for a transmasc boy.

“Too”? It was ONLY because of gambling. To this day, the gambling industry cringetastically calls itself the “gaming industry”

Accept no substitutes.

I’d ride me so hard

Ohio is a magical land. It can be whatever you don’t want it to be.

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If they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them… tell them that I never turned down a friend. I… never turned down a stranger for that matter.

• Cassandra Peterson as Elvira

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap

• Dolly Parton as herself

Granted, those aren’t that representative of them, but they’re still both great lines 😁

Spoken like someone in their 30s at most lol

Fallout New Vegas.

Any specific stretches you can recommend?

My knees have been weak compared to the surrounding muscles all my life, and now that I’m in my 40s and overweight, that’s really taking its toll lol

For that particular player 3 years ago, yeah. I had a similar but different problem (Steam workshop wouldn’t sync so I could replace mods with other ones) but it resolved itself as inexplicably as it had begun happening 🤷

Or maybe you said something SUPER controversial in an extremely active post? 😁