Obligatory

I drove my Saracen through your garden last night
(Sing  up the 'Ra)
I  kicked your front door down around at midnight
(Sing up the 'Ra)
Oh something’s telling me boy, you’re avoiding me
And  when I find you, you will go for your tea

Oh  I’ve got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
I’ve got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit
And  when we go on night patrol we hold each other’s hands
We are the British Army and we’re here to take your land

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kINLxNxTMJ0

(Posting this as a pan trans person :p)