Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
Space heater.
I’ll see myself out to !dadjokes@lemmy.world
Cuddle for warmth
get high
Drop a ten strip and create a new big bang.
Oh shit is that this weekend? I was gonna make plans but I kept putting it off and never got around to it.
I don’t know, I can’t plan ahead more than 5 minutes
Just planning to chill, same as I do every other night of the year.
Chill until we can chill any further.
I have reservations for dinner at Milliways.
When it happens I’ll keep calm and tell a trusted adult
Start a fire, drink 22 beers outside, smoking weed and grilling food.
well I’m probably scheduled for work so…
Probably just go around again
Throw a big party.
And I mean big.
Like we’re gonna have to watch to make sure the salsa doesn’t collapse into a black hole big.
By that time I can release that giant fart that I am saving for.
