
✅ Prostate examination
Reward: Handmade cake from doctor

Me after I write down an already completed task to my todo list so I can immediately strike it out.
goddamn those points though!
(self hosted habitica)
I don’t think I actually got any of the items on today’s list done. But, I did get OTHER tasks done, so I get a reward tonight. 😏
Sometimes it’s hard to do a task and you deserve a treat
Me after creating a cohesive to-do list (I will not look at it again the rest of the day)
… but that task has been on my list for seven months!
I did that recently, but that task was a project that took a little over a month to build, so yeah.
Congratulations on following through!
Yeah right.
Look at to do list?!
Hah!
Completing one task is literally infinitely better than completing zero tasks.
Diminishing returns like crazy though
Fuck you xeno.
What?
Maybe that’s what I need. Shots with every task complete. The dopamine ain’t doing it.
Have like ten drinks and a pack of smokes. You’ll be on to that next task in no time.
The y-axis is wine and the x-axis is cigarette
That’s how I celebrate having created a task in my taskmanager with priority “High” and tag “DO IT RIGHT NOW DON’T FORGET DO IT NOW NOW NOW!!!”
Don’t die for now ✅
I need a somehow more panicked and feeling all around worse than before completing the task version for me








