Click. Ugh. Another one.
You know the drill. You land on a new website, eager to read an article or check a product price, and before the page even finishes loading, it appears: the dreaded cookie banner. A pop-up, a slide-in, a full-screen overlay demanding you “Accept All,” “Manage Preferences,” or navigate a labyrinth of toggles designed by a corporate lawyer.
If the eu had a spine, it would make a law that says: “if you show a cookie banner on your website we will send a hitman to murder you”