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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days ago

An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it.

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An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it.

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    You mean I have to abstain for the other 3 weeks?

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      That’s a minimum, not a limit

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      No, keep going. Then you’ll have negative cancer. Doctors call it anti-cancer.

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        A capricorn?

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    Sigh.

    **unzips**

    ~Fuck cancer. Right in the hand!~

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      So sorry about your hand cancer.

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      In the right hand?

      • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Never use the wrong hand

        • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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          But it feels like someone else is doing it…

      • TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml
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        No, with the left so it feels like someone else is doing it.

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          And only after sitting on it for awhile, so your hand goes numb.

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    How many times to avoid cancer completely?

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      However many is fatal.

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        42 times a day if I recall correctly

        Edit: remembered correctly

        https://theboxhouston.com/8586872/brazilian-teenager-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-without-stopping/

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          he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics

          I too am impartial to the texture physics of women I date.

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            I prefer rough, approximately 80grit women

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              I feel like it means he’s happy with a pretty sprite

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              One would hope only on the exterior, because otherwise… Ouch.

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                The ol’ sandpaper fleshlight

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              CAMI or FEPA? (tiny difference, I know).

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                I’m European, so FEPA probably though I don’t really know

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          How did they count though…

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          “regardless of texture physics…” If I had been drinking milk when I read that, it would definitely have come out my nose!

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      It’s probably asymptotic.

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    Exactly 21 times or <21 or >21? Asking for a friend.

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      At least 21 times. It was found that not ejaculating often increased the risk of prostate cancer. Really a use it or lose it type of thing

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    Summary of studies for anyone interested.

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      So the correlation is strongest for ejaculations whilst young - the more you nut when young, the less cancer you get when older (although the correlation is still there later in life).

      So, boys, crank 'em out. Crank 'em out as much as you can.

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    Rookie numbers

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    fucking apples to death is the next hit single off my upcumming album, blasting off with ejaculation jack

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    Guess I’m gonna die of cancer.

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    Thank you Porn

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    I’m doing my part!

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      I choose to believe that you’re getting 1 guy a day to 21 every day of the month.

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    Am I the only one who jacks off to sleep?

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        I didn’t attend a Trump rally, I’m all good.

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      No, I used to be in that phase but things change

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      Yes that’s pretty unique.

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        Damn, I just cum and pass out if it’s just me. Partner gets after care, I get "zzz"s.

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    Check.

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    Why has she got one normal hand and one vampire hand???

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      What’s a vampire hand?

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        I guess the man’s hair makes her fingers look more pointy. If you’re eternal and out to drink blood, you’ve got pointy fingers y’know.

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