This one:

Now get off my lawn!

I used to get the single correct result just a few months back.

VSCode has shat out a shitty update too, reportedly freezing the editor several seconds at a time.

That’s the first response I’ve received that actually made sense.

The only people keeping his legacy alive are those who incessantly bitch about the meme template. Without you, he would just be the “‘change my mind’ meme guy.”

I occasionally use curl, and it’s annoying when you have secrets that need to rotate regularly or you need to change the middle of a URL. Also: Fuck quoting in the shell.

That guy gains nothing by people using the meme template. Most memers don’t even know about the controversy. So why is it bad to use the template when it’s so detached from the original dude?

I forget. Are passkeys the access method that prevents you from logging in ever again if you lose access to a device?

Recently I wanted to uninstall $thing. Couldn’t via the package manager. I had forgotten that it wasn’t a native package. So what was it? *scratches head* Flatpak, snap or Appimage? Aw damn, it’s an AppImage. Now where did I put the binary? *scratches head*.

Whatever this is supposed to match, I bet the bycatch is bigger than tuna fishing.

The regex fucks with the markdown, so I had to put them in code tags:

[1] https://regex-vis.com/?r=%5Cb%28%28%3F%3A%28%3F%3A%5Ba-z%5D%5B%5Cw-%5D%2B%3A%29%3F%28%3F%3A%2F%7B1%2C3%7D%7C%5Ba-z0-9%25%5D%29%7Cwww%5Cd%7B0%2C3%7D%5B.%5D%7C%5Ba-z0-9.%5C-%5D%2B%5B.%5D%5Ba-z%5D%7B2%2C4%7D%2F%29%28%3F%3A%5B%5E%5Cs%28%29%3C%3E%5D%2B%7C%5C%28%28%5B%5E%5Cs%28%29%3C%3E%5D%2B%7C%28%5C%28%5B%5E%5Cs%28%29%3C%3E%5D%2B%5C%29%29%29*%5C%29%29%2B%28%3F%3A%5C%28%28%5B%5E%5Cs%28%29%3C%3E%5D%2B%7C%28%5C%28%5B%5E%5Cs%28%29%3C%3E%5D%2B%5C%29%29%29*%5C%29%7C%5B%5E%5Cs%60%21%28%29%5C%5B%5C%5D%7B%7D%3B%3A%27%22.%2C%3C%3E%3F%C2%AB%C2%BB%E2%80%9C%E2%80%9D%E2%80%98%E2%80%99%5D%29%29

[2] https://regexper.com/#\b((?:(?:[a-z][\w-]%20:)?(?:\/{1,3}|[a-z0-9%])|www\d{0,3}[.]|[a-z0-9.\-]+[.][a-z]{2,4}\/)(?:[^\s()%3C%3E]+|\(([^\s()%3C%3E]+|(\([^\s()%3C%3E]+\)))*\))+(?:\(([^\s()%3C%3E]+|(\([^\s()%3C%3E]+\)))*\)|[^\s%60!()\[\]{};:'%22.,%3C%3E?%C2%AB%C2%BB%E2%80%9C%E2%80%9D%E2%80%98%E2%80%99]))

Continue waving that around if you want to get murdered by every programmer in the world simultaneously.

This is the first time we get a face to the name “Faith”. These emails are obviously jokes. That you’re spinning this into a race issue tells more about you than OP.

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That’s not a text editor, that’s an IDE.

You mean a Rubik’s cube.

How dare they entertain us‽ Off with their head!

This doesn’t look like an automated signature to me.

“Finally a hole I can hit!”

Planck’s constant is h. k is usually used for the Boltzmann constant.