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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·6 days agoYeah but J-Dawg can get you endless fish and breadsticks for snacking while you play
minus-squareSusaga@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·6 days ago“Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What’d you bring?” “Fish sandwiches.” “I… Um… Thanks, Jesus… Anything to drink?” “My blood.”
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·6 days agoDude’s BAC is so high his blood is wine Sounds like a good dinner to me
minus-squareSusaga@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·6 days agoEh, not really a wine guy, personally.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·6 days agoNeither am I, I was just gonna drink some of the blood
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·5 days agoRelated XKCD What If - “Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person’s blood?”
minus-squareVindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·6 days agoThat one VTM player: “Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God’s son and childe?”
minus-squareThe Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 days ago“The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there’s no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass.” -Any decent storyteller in this situation.
minus-squareFaceDeer@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 days agoThe cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord.
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·edit-26 days ago *terms and conditions may apply
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 days agoImagine finding 5.000 fishes when you come home.
Yeah but J-Dawg can get you endless fish and breadsticks for snacking while you play
“Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What’d you bring?” “Fish sandwiches.” “I… Um… Thanks, Jesus… Anything to drink?” “My blood.”
Dude’s BAC is so high his blood is wine
Sounds like a good dinner to me
Eh, not really a wine guy, personally.
Neither am I, I was just gonna drink some of the blood
Related XKCD What If - “Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person’s blood?”
That one VTM player: “Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God’s son and childe?”
“The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there’s no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass.”
-Any decent storyteller in this situation.
Jesus is a lich
The cleric version of a lich is a Mummy Lord.
Jesus is Mumm-Ra?
*terms and conditions may apply
Imagine finding 5.000 fishes when you come home.