• Wilco@lemmy.zip
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    12 days ago

    Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a crane.

  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyz
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    12 days ago

    My parents never had sex! I was brought by the stork.

    Was that stork called Antonov?

    – A lighthearted conversation from my school years.

  • JustRalph@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    A toast!

    To the stork, who brings good babies. :) To the raven, who brings bad babies. :( To the swallow, who brings… no babies. ;)