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Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a crane.
Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a fork…lift.
And OSHA said
Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they’re locked up in my basement.
My parents never had sex! I was brought by the stork.
Was that stork called Antonov?
– A lighthearted conversation from my school years.
Do you weigh several thousand kilograms?
A toast!
To the stork, who brings good babies. :) To the raven, who brings bad babies. :( To the swallow, who brings… no babies. ;)