Toadlet sounds like the evolved form insult of toad.

“That guy is such a toadlet, gives me the creeps.”

Why would a bear have an anal probe? I feel like there’s easier ways to get one even if they did.

Roosters have one horn at least.

It’s not the wizards fault they just got access to fireball. That forest was asking for it anyways.

Ooh, even better. Ash is always the answer, good one, friend.

Walking stick glock.

Yes, hello Physicists, how do I put someone else’s comment in the collider?

If you fertilize mine I’ll fertilize yours, baby.

Oh right, Ted.

Step 1: Take out $600 cash

Step 2: Piss on cash

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit

Any port in a storm.

Wow, I’ve never seen a spider-skeleton-ologist in the wild before!

Okay, I will.

I always kind of hoped they pooped the wax out like spider’s silk.

That would be impawsible to survive for anything but a cat.

And OSHA said

Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they’re locked up in my basement.

Didn’t you read your Dino bible? Jesusaurus died for our petroleum based sins!

Born in an inescapable coffin.

Ah, so real life then.

Sounds like his brain was

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Fried.