I always kind of hoped they pooped the wax out like spider’s silk.

That would be impawsible to survive for anything but a cat.

And OSHA said

Nothing, you idiots, OSHAs dead, they’re locked up in my basement.

Didn’t you read your Dino bible? Jesusaurus died for our petroleum based sins!

Born in an inescapable coffin.

Ah, so real life then.

Sounds like his brain was

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Fried.

Why do you have to show so much disrespect to fractions like that? My 5/7ths of a toothbrush works just fine, thank you very much!

Now I want to watch dinosaur mad max.

Even the dinosaurs were polluting the planet?

Get away from my picnic basket, you bitch!

You know what? I’m leaving it.

That’s what happens when you meme before tea.

You could say it

takes Puts sunglasses off

Rocks

Me staring at a rock: living the dream, man, living the dream.

What am I, a toastologist?

I’m 75% sure toast is real, I’m having some now.

Man, being a cop must have sucked before they invented time.

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?

Lord: No, do you?

Officer grumbles: you’re free to go.

Carriage pulls away

Officer ClocknTime: For now, for now.

If they didn’t want to be my unwitting zombie minion, they should have read the terms and conditions of the contract.

You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?

Where do you find a more reputable IPTV service? Searching for them shows a lot of questionable sites that I’m not eager to give my info to.