Damn, your penis is detachable? I hope they send it back once they’re done.

Stares in motherfucker

1950s general with itchy trigger finger and extra nuclear bombs:

“Hold me beer!”

“Why do they have to call me ugly?” - Oedipus the Predator.

Okay, the chance to become a deranged santa-esque madman with pigmy T-rexes instead of reindeer is too good to pass up. Sign me up for 8!

How am I supposed to ride a pigmy T-rex into battle, wielding two m16s, and screaming “America!”, then?

Why do they always only have one massive entrance to each enclosure? Why is it large enough for the Dinosaur to walk out of? Why don’t they have two doors in series, airlock style?

Nah, bro still has a goose egg from his last apple.

OH YEAH!

Side effects may include unexpected thumb wrestling prowess.

Catch of the day is my favourite.

Evolution: hold my beer.

There is no limit to freedom!

Shenanigans?

holds pistol out to Cap oooooh!

Thanks, it looked weird to me, but that makes sense if it’s not clay lol.

Hopefully it goes Bard>Fighter>Necromancer. Any other order gets… messy.

Why does that clay look …suspicious?

Oh, my god. Beans everywhere. There is beans everywhere! Dammit! There’s beans on the front page. Oh, my god! This site is full of BEANS!

Probably not a large enough user base to warrant it yet.

Depends on what a person posts, but yes I’ll give you that. I can’t see it being anonymous from the government if they wanted to find out someone’s identity.