“Have we tried more LSD?”

Did the CIA hire everyone from Unit 731?

Turns out genius mathematicians, just like average people, go a little crazy when you subject them to a shitload of LSD and torture. Who would have guessed.

The south^of Cybertron^ will rise again?

Man, they have positrons and negatrons now? The Transformers franchise is wild.

Really tied the universe together, man.

Excelsior!

This is the alternative meaning.

I knew it!

Newton’s cradle sounds like a kinky sex move, which is ironic since Newton was likely a virgin.

chuckles in ugly

The best part of Linux is the schadenfreude of watching Microsoft turn windows more and more into a nightmare, and laughing from the comfort of open source freedom.

Aka Laughs in Linux.

I’m not your HONKing pal, buddy!

It’s fine, I know a goose. They said it’s cool.

What the HONK! did you just say to me?!

Greenland: I was in the pool!

Slightly enlarging something that is microscopic doesn’t change much.

2Dad2Furious

Their mom got laid at least, not sure about dad.

Hard to care about money when your head is in the basket next to a guillotine, though.

Measure twi

Cut once