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minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down1·30 days agoA dead patient has steady vitals too.
minus-squaresnooggums@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·30 days agoDead patients don’t have any vitals at all.
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·29 days agoAre their vitals at zero, or are they null? Steady if the former, error if the latter
minus-squareKnuschberkeks@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·29 days agothey are null. People say “he’s got no pulse”, not “his pulse is zero”
minus-square𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·28 days agotbf you cant swing a domestic feline with steady vitals without hitting a programmer here
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·28 days agoThey don’t respond therefore are null pointers.
minus-squareInnerScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·30 days agoYou could even say they have the stediest vitals of them all.
A dead patient has steady vitals too.
Dead patients don’t have any vitals at all.
Are their vitals at zero, or are they null? Steady if the former, error if the latter
they are null. People say “he’s got no pulse”, not “his pulse is zero”
Found the programmer
tbf you cant swing a domestic feline with steady vitals without hitting a programmer here
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They don’t respond therefore are null pointers.
You could even say they have the stediest vitals of them all.