Where do I go to claim them?

Humans can throw objects in excess of 100 mph (40 m/s), and hit a target from over 60 feet (20 m) away

They can be excited about something, just don’t run ads about it on a browser that I only use so that I don’t see ads

Maybe. I’m in the US

This is what my homepage settings look like on android. The world cup ad is entirely separate from sponsored stuff, and is enabled by default

Oh what the Fuck

Who do I submit a complaint to?

Edit: hey, also make sure it isn’t set to delete everything it’s ever downloaded when you clear your history. This setting is enabled by default now! Wtf is happening at Mozilla?

You could show me any plant and convince me that that’s what unprocessed sesame seeds look like

My weird lil guy was a gnome divination wizard whose last assignment before graduating from wizard school was to find a use for True Strike. Unfortunately he never graduated.

I don’t reckon I’ve ever seen unground cumin

Me trying to figure out what “I’m sesa-me seed” means

I used to have that. Pretty sure our neighbor planted it to try and sabotage us because our yard was a mess. Fuck you Jerry. On the rare occasion that I’d mow, it smelled amazing

https://archive.ph/E2c62

Asha Sharma, Xbox CEO, ran a poll on X earlier this week, asking fans whether Microsoft should use Xbox or XBOX. The results were in favor of XBOX,

Bold move asking for branding advice from that platform specifically

parallel dimension

Aren’t dimensions by definition orthogonal?

Asking questions and “just asking questions” are two different things in this context. “Why are Jews overrepresented in the media and banking industries?” is a perfectly valid and normal question. If you’re asking it with the intent to understand the sociopolitical context behind this fact, that’s good. If you’re asking it to try and push a narrative about Jews being in control of the world, that’s bad.

The only one I could even make a guess at lmao

True. You know, the moment I left that comment, I thought that was pedantic, I shouldn’t have said it, but by that point if I had deleted it it would just sit there saying deleted forever and that would bother me even more

Heat pumps generally come with an electrical resistive backup in case it’s too cold outside, so even at arbitrarily low temperatures a heat pump can only drop to 100%

Tbf, it tastes so nice

Not sure we watched the same show. Not to get all film critic, but it’s pretty clear from his characterization that he deeply cares about the well-being of innocent people, he just hides it well

He would be the guy who wants to play a chaotic evil rogue, but ends up founding an orphanage or something