He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none


Where do I go to claim them?


Humans can throw objects in excess of 100 mph (40 m/s), and hit a target from over 60 feet (20 m) away
They can be excited about something, just don’t run ads about it on a browser that I only use so that I don’t see ads
Maybe. I’m in the US
This is what my homepage settings look like on android. The world cup ad is entirely separate from sponsored stuff, and is enabled by default
Who do I submit a complaint to?
Edit: hey, also make sure it isn’t set to delete everything it’s ever downloaded when you clear your history. This setting is enabled by default now! Wtf is happening at Mozilla?
You could show me any plant and convince me that that’s what unprocessed sesame seeds look like
My weird lil guy was a gnome divination wizard whose last assignment before graduating from wizard school was to find a use for True Strike. Unfortunately he never graduated.
I don’t reckon I’ve ever seen unground cumin
Me trying to figure out what “I’m sesa-me seed” means
I used to have that. Pretty sure our neighbor planted it to try and sabotage us because our yard was a mess. Fuck you Jerry. On the rare occasion that I’d mow, it smelled amazing
Asha Sharma, Xbox CEO, ran a poll on X earlier this week, asking fans whether Microsoft should use Xbox or XBOX. The results were in favor of XBOX,
Bold move asking for branding advice from that platform specifically


parallel dimension
Aren’t dimensions by definition orthogonal?
Asking questions and “just asking questions” are two different things in this context. “Why are Jews overrepresented in the media and banking industries?” is a perfectly valid and normal question. If you’re asking it with the intent to understand the sociopolitical context behind this fact, that’s good. If you’re asking it to try and push a narrative about Jews being in control of the world, that’s bad.


The only one I could even make a guess at lmao
True. You know, the moment I left that comment, I thought that was pedantic, I shouldn’t have said it, but by that point if I had deleted it it would just sit there saying deleted forever and that would bother me even more
Heat pumps generally come with an electrical resistive backup in case it’s too cold outside, so even at arbitrarily low temperatures a heat pump can only drop to 100%
Fun fact! The picture of the girl in this meme comes from this video, (relevant portion about 3 minutes in) in which she’s by far the calmest and most reasonable person involved. She’s not even angry, she just has kind of an expressive face, and she looks like that for all of exactly one frame
Some psycho combed through this video frame by frame to find the least flattering picture of her possible. Rightoids need to die out man