girlfriend called… DECLINE! busy whore!

busy with my METH

I’m tempted to say something famous like the Indy 500, but I think I would be a simple 5K

You are thinking about it way more than any white supremacist does

Writing Batman as “Anti-KKK” really loses track of the origins of the character. This guy basically IS the KKK

Imma need you to explain

But only after your coconspirators fail in a series of fuckups that would make for a perfect In Bruges style dark comedy

Will never not find it hilarious that Nedeljko Čabrinović threw a grenade, ate his cyanide, and jumped off a bridge, but the grenade didn’t kill anyone, the cyanide was expired, and the river was near dry so he only broke his legs and vomited

The email: “3pm on Friday works for me”

The summary: “Your coworker is emailing you to let you know that they will be available for the meeting at 3:00 PM on Friday, October 31st.”

The only valid use case for AI in my experience is helping with Linux, and even then you gotta make sure not to trust it too much

“This is the problem with you Amerikkkan imperialists, you only care about your own people and don’t give a shit about anyone outside your country”

~(a paraphrase of) an actual reply I got one time when I shared this sentiment

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Me when I turn on my VPN and still sign in via google

Literally can only be improved by it. The only people it hurts are people who want to do PVP with players who don’t want to do PVP, and I’d rather that kind of scumbag not play the games I play in the first place

Just be sure you know the difference between editions. 5e.tools is for the new 5e rules, and 2014.5e.tools is for the real ones

2014.5e.tools for dnd resources

www.cleardarksky.com/csk for deciding whether to go to the observatory this weekend

Gotcha, I misread your comment. I guess if immortality is not optional, I can see the appeal of at least seeing what happens to human who makes it to that unfathomable age

I’ve read enough of Wikipedia’s timeline of the far future to know that I do not want to live forever. Get back in the coke.

Gonna suck when you get sucked into a black hole here in a few trillion years tho

Maybe you should spend less time in your little secret clubhouse making fun of other leftists, and start actually making political progress. Like, Mamdani isn’t gonna win NYC by having a bunch of fans secretly get together and make fun of everyone who votes for him

Although it would actually make my day if you told me that Mamdani is just as bad as Adams or Cuomo

Big King Shit of Toilet Town telling me I’m nobody here lmfao

Do a revolution, don’t do a revolution, I don’t care at this point. No amount of ban hammering is going to change the fact that online arguments against other people on the left are entirely politically ineffectual. You can internalize that statement and decide to make some change in the real world, or you can keep grasping at what little facsimile of authority you can in tiny little online communities that you make yourself. But you’re not even a mod here; we’re equals in this community. If you don’t like me speaking truth to your non-power, then block me already.

And if I’m wrong, and you are actually organizing in your community, and you do actually use your votes strategically, good. Ignore me. I’m some random on the internet, I should not be able to get under your skin this easily

ETA: What bugs me the most about this argument is that we agree on more than we don’t. This just comes down to anti-electoralism. It’s fine to be anti-electoralist, but if you limit your political efforts to just arguing with other leftists online, you’re doing nothing. I’m not going to vote third party in '28 unless there’s a damn good chance they beat Trump. If it’s a repeat of the last 24 elections, then it’s a race between The Party That Wants Smallpox Back and The Party That Doesn’t Want Smallpox Back, and allowing the former to win just because you don’t like all of the policies of the latter is a fantastic way to die of fucking smallpox.

With FPTP? Nope