Open-source

Already too techy for the average nincompoop. Just get a laptop, an HDMI cord, and a wireless keyboard/mouse

It must be so scared :(

Me when I realize I am an entire ecosystem

Did you click any of the blue text in that comment? I feel like their privacy policy is all the enlightenment you need. And what do you expect Strömberg to do, sell his half of the company and let it be entirely controlled by Berntsson? He can’t exactly kick Berntsson out

Why?

Because you don’t know anything about the infrastructure of their operation. It’s as yet impossible for them to track traffic through their servers.

and they will be forever and ever?

As long as it’s one guy making personal donations and not the company as a whole, yes

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Technically they could be lying about their privacy policy, and technically it’s not impossible that they’ve colluded with the government to lie about police finding nothing in raids, and saying “well they will lie about it because they’re fascists” is myopic and stupid. Moreso than being fascist, they’re fanatical about privacy. Everything runs on RAM. They couldn’t track you if they wanted to

They speak of tencent

I will treat my 20 year old car with respect befitting any human, and I will hurl slurs directly at any clanker I see pretending to have feelings

Suddenly 1/3 of the entire country’s budget goes to the military lmao

I distinctly remember writing some report about taxation without representation, thinking it was some super important American principle. I was real confused when I learned about Puerto Rico

Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law

If you have a dog or a cat, it shouldn’t be too hard to figure out why some people don’t like fireworks

The greatest punishment from God is that the pretty fireworks that aren’t loud and annoying are also the ones most likely to cause fires

Tbh if you told me there’s a STEM youtuber with worryingly high levels of testosterone, Styropyro would be my first guess

Chuck Norris is the toughest fish at Weenie Hut Jr’s

Even if he hadn’t caused a variety of deaths in a variety of ways, I think causing a variety of heart attacks still counts as brutally murdering people

I mean, no shit. Turns out people get stupid when they’re forced to work hundreds of hours of overtime and get no time off. The same thing would happen if you didn’t feed them for two weeks and then sent a phishing email promising pizza. The only thing this demonstrates is that the best cybersecurity measure they could take is giving their employees enough time off.

5 year old Hamasitos*