Sure, but like. Be a human for a second. I want to play Dark Souls. I enjoy the gameplay and I find the story deeply fascinating, literally the only part I have trouble with is the bosses. You get why it’s frustrating to me that I’m not able to play this game that I actually do enjoy, right? I don’t just want an easy mode for the sake of there being an easy mode, I want an easy mode so that this game that I like can actually be accessible to me

It’s been 14 years since Dark Souls and yet the holy rebuke still stands: I have a fucking job

Sucks to be anyone who didn’t realize how prohibitively difficult it would be until after the refund period

Shards are my biggest problem with the game atm. They upped the difficulty significantly, and added this system of tools to compensate, and then punish you for engaging with said tools. Boy I tell you there’s nothing I love more than grinding up to the maximum shard capacity, getting my ass fucked by a boss 30 times in a row, and then having to grind for another half an hour to build up my shards again

I’d rather be the one with chronic wasting disease bc I have thalassophobia

One of them gets chronic wasting disease and the other one set the record for the heaviest motherfucker on the planet, I know who I’d rather be

Just a regular platypus.

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?

My understanding is that they use something like polarizing filters. Both slits have the same filter, they make a diffusion pattern as the waves interfere with each other. Both slits have different filters, there’s no wave interference and you get two lines.

Calling it an “observer” is maybe the most damaging name in the sciences since some douchebag decided to call the orthoganal number line “imaginary”

Me when I engage in em-dashes, rules of three, and promotional language — it expertly sets off sensitive AI language generation detection methods, cleverly appearing to other users that I’m using a Large Language Model myself.

Forged in the heart of a dying star

Am nihilism enjoyer, am bottom pic

To be their Noah’s ark?

When you put it like that, it sounds rad as hell. I’m in

Technically accurate, it’s just millions of thousands

Feynman, he was a blast to listen to

See you in a few days for the anniversary of its shutdown

Goddamn right I did. There’s two good bots: Grok (when Elon isn’t chewing on the wires in its head like a rat) and Neuro-sama

I hate it. They made it bulkier AND removed options. Wish I knew who to direct my ire at. Quit fixing what isn’t broken.

Reddit as a company is 100% unaffected by this

Complexity in move-set must also be decreased.

No? Increase time between moves that are difficult to dodge or parry, reduce damage that those moves deal. Difficulty is reduced while complexity remains the same.

Also in the game world enemy placement and quantity must be adjusted to lower dificulty. Otherwise it’ll be, mostly, just as hard

I’ve never met anyone who actually has trouble with normal enemies in these games, it’s always bosses that give us trouble. But also, see my first point.