You could show me any plant and convince me that that’s what unprocessed sesame seeds look like

My weird lil guy was a gnome divination wizard whose last assignment before graduating from wizard school was to find a use for True Strike. Unfortunately he never graduated.

I don’t reckon I’ve ever seen unground cumin

Me trying to figure out what “I’m sesa-me seed” means

I used to have that. Pretty sure our neighbor planted it to try and sabotage us because our yard was a mess. Fuck you Jerry. On the rare occasion that I’d mow, it smelled amazing

https://archive.ph/E2c62

Asha Sharma, Xbox CEO, ran a poll on X earlier this week, asking fans whether Microsoft should use Xbox or XBOX. The results were in favor of XBOX,

Bold move asking for branding advice from that platform specifically

parallel dimension

Aren’t dimensions by definition orthogonal?

Asking questions and “just asking questions” are two different things in this context. “Why are Jews overrepresented in the media and banking industries?” is a perfectly valid and normal question. If you’re asking it with the intent to understand the sociopolitical context behind this fact, that’s good. If you’re asking it to try and push a narrative about Jews being in control of the world, that’s bad.

The only one I could even make a guess at lmao

True. You know, the moment I left that comment, I thought that was pedantic, I shouldn’t have said it, but by that point if I had deleted it it would just sit there saying deleted forever and that would bother me even more

Heat pumps generally come with an electrical resistive backup in case it’s too cold outside, so even at arbitrarily low temperatures a heat pump can only drop to 100%

Tbf, it tastes so nice

Not sure we watched the same show. Not to get all film critic, but it’s pretty clear from his characterization that he deeply cares about the well-being of innocent people, he just hides it well

He would be the guy who wants to play a chaotic evil rogue, but ends up founding an orphanage or something

Fun fact! The police are the largest gang of armed robbers in the country, collectively stealing more money than all other armed robberies and burglaries combined, and it’s totally legal for them

Fr take the batteries out of a cybertruck and plonk em into a Metro and that thing would get 700 miles on a charge

I want it right now and forever

My favorite car has always been my precious tiny '93 metro, but I could settle for a Tracker

The 1800’s called, they want their medicine back

Praying for them to remain Anna-nymous 🙏

I wish piracy was stealing, because stealing from the rich is good