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Why is the cop in my head so dummy thicc?
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  Maybe there were also a whole bunch of donuts in there.
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  Everyone in my head is thicc AF.
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  Because they used to be a stripper.
  
  Everyone in your head used to be a stripper. Exceot the strippers. They used to be mathmeticians and prep chefs.

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That refers to funny image macros and means that generally videos and screenshots are not allowed. Exceptions include explicitly humorous and short videos, as well as (social media) screenshots depicting a funny situation, joke, or joke picture relating to socialist movements, theory, societal issues, or political opponents. Examples would be the classic case of humorous Tumblr or Twitter posts/threads. (and no, agitprop text does not count as a meme. Please post agitprop here)

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We are committed to social equity and to reducing barriers of entry, including (digital) communication and culture. It takes each of us only a few moments to make a whole world of content (more) accessible to a bunch of folks.

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When writing stuff like “lol” and “iirc”, it’s a good idea to try and replace those with their all caps counterpart

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Why? Because otherwise (AFAIK), screen readers will try to read them out as actually words instead of spelling them

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Notable achievements in all spheres of society were made by various socialist/people’s/democratic republics around the world. Mistakes, however, were made as well: bureaucratic castes of parasitic elites - as well as reactionary cults of personality - were established, many things were mismanaged and prejudice and bigotry sometimes replaced internationalism and progressiveness.

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