Me: Swinging at wasp with a fly swatter.

Wasp: “You don’t scare me. In fact, I’m going to pretend you’re not even here. La La La! I can’t see you!”

Me: Standing there minding my own business while a wasp flies into me.

Wasp: “THIS MEANS WAR MOTHERFUCKER!! I’M GONNA RAIN HELL DOWN ON YOU THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU’VE NEVER SEEN!!!”