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The real cheese was the fromage we made along the whey

Party shark doo doo doo-doo doo-doo

Other way round, surely?

He didn’t have the same experience. He was born with +20 charisma and wisdom, and intrinsic spellcasting. It’s no more a real experience than Elon playing Diablo.

Obligatory ‘yo momma’.

Kids that age ain’t stupid though just confused spirits

That’s why parents should exorcise their children for at least 60 minutes per day.

There’s a bug in the rule.

Former President Donald J Trump has more important things on his mind when he wakes up. Like saving the economy, securing the borders, and hoping his bladder holds out while playing his daily game of hunt the mushroom.

Realcalc has an excellent RPN mode (enabled through Calculator Type in Settings). I’ve used it for the last six years or so (technically, in the premium version of the app).

Edit: Not open source - sorry, didn’t see the community!

You’re supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.

Missing the apostrophe

I work in a university. Our web based services bork surprisingly frequently after Chrome updates and the IT Helpline’s go-to response is ‘have you tried turning it off and on again Firefox?’.

618ml equates exactly to 600ml + 3% - maybe manufacturers add 3% on top because that’s the maximum allowable variance in quantities?

From a quick search, 412ml and 515ml both seem pretty common too.

Military issue poop explode

It was at that point Striker realised anyone on a phone would not be using a mouse.