Cat software on dog hardware.

Spleen.

Thank you, I came here to comment that he looks like a turtle and there it already is, this masterpiece.

Looks like a fork that was made from a knife, wouldn’t-put-into-my-mouth/10.

Nobody claimed they’re genetically manipulated humans. They’re organic but man-made, and apparently it’s very hard to tell the difference to a real human except through emotional responses.

Just bless the oceans, ezpz.

I prefer the alligators.

Maybe he just had his period.

Bei dem Schild wohl eher noch das Großdeutsche Reich.

Gender from french genre, latin genus, means category and that’s all it is, a category system, with confusing category names and no real rules for which word belongs to which category. There’s nothing masculine, feminine or neuter about words, nothing “sexual” or whatever, otherwise every person would be a woman because the word for person (from latin persona) is feminine in a lot of european languages, or French and German people would have to think really different about stuff like tables because in French it’s “feminine” and in German it’s “masculine”. Btw, looking at English adjectives with French origin they almost always are the feminine version, like feminine or masculine. Some people think there is a hidden sexual meaning though and they come up with lots of different systems for gender neutral language, stuff like latinx.

I’m countering with a lave-linge which is masculine, now where’s the boomer joke?

What’s the point of having a Horga’hn if you don’t display it.

How many feet do you have now, enough to be safe from a nuclear blast?

Same, guess we’ll die.

Body armor, first aid kit, machete, water purifier.

If you choose anything that requires fuel or electricity/batteries you’re fucked.

I’m stealing this.

It’s still 2020, change my mind.

Compliment? Seriously? That’s just creepy.

How much for two tancos and a dr peepee at kurger bing?

It’s absolutely useless, but extremely fast at what it does.