You’re tearing me apaaaart, Chichi!

Ha, jokes on you, I’m not kissing anyone right now!

I think the second pic is from the new series, which is MUCH closer to the original manga. This includes a lot of the silliness and humour that was there. Most of the adaptations were very dark and serious, but the manga had lots of typical anime quirks and tropes.

I wish they’d redo Blade (1996) but with the Muppets. I think it would be so much better. You could keep it kid-friendly by having the vampires turn into bats instead of ash, but the thought of Kermit saying “some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill” would be so funny.

Dude!

The comments might get a little Messi

It’s like the relief that comes with explosive diarrhea. It’s just not the same without it

You are putting the BRUH in brutal

This happens to me regularly, I just kinda kick it out of my shorts between coughs

He was very cat-like, to be fair

I don’t know if the question should be the absence of, but which would you attribute beautiful and which underwhelming. Would you prefer an underwhelming penis with beautiful balls, or a beautiful penis with underwhelming balls?

If you stay seated it’s just your legs that get aerosolized and that’s even easier to wash

I knew it

have you never beheld a sweet, buttered cob

I thought the problem is that the amount of dog bites don’t go down when you ban breeds - it just changes to another?

All the studies I’ve seen suggest strong licensing over all dogs, regardless of breed, is the most effective at reducing dog bite injuries and fatalities

That said I’m not great at extrapolating data so if someone can point out anything I’ve missed in that, I’d greatly appreciate it.

https://www.dogbitestudies.org/

Somewhat phallic object looking like it’s about to enter some sort of cavity

I see it now, but I do think you’re both high and a pervert

Nothing wrong with either, I just don’t think the format or the drugs served your meme well. Keep glistening on, you crazy chicken

Let me tell you about the worst pair of titties I ever saw; they were awesome

God the age of this is older than some Lemmy users and it’s no less funny