He’s in us all

This cuckoo has also flown over my brain nest

I sure hope that was unsalted

Maybe they are you don’t know how hot they look

There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn

Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy

I mean I missed the memo so thank you

This is awful. Just plain awful.

The logic of this makes no sense. Scooby clearly demonstrates basic intelligence and sentience throughout every official iteration of the show. Combined with cartoon logic, he would likely just comically zoom out of there once he realizes that he can indeed operate door handles, or that there is some sort of Scooby snack or STACKED sandwich somewhere outside. So even if there would be a joke about Scooby realizing he doesn’t have the opposable thumbs to operate the door handles (even though dogs IRL have demonstrated they can open more complex door handles, latches, and other mechanisms,) Scooby could also just punch a Scooby-sized hole in the van to get to his prized hobby of eating.

A far more realistic “dark” take would be something akin to who made Scooby sick by feeding him so much food that’s bad for dogs, though again I’d argue he’s demonstrated an iron stomach.

The Hard Times are amazing for articles

Man in a few million years that tweet is gonna look hella dumb

Canadian avian on a Canadian mammalian

My personal hell - I hate ska. I never could quite pick it up pick it pick it up

When they can’t remember which brown person said what

Stop, I can only be so erect

Honestly it’s hard tiptoeing around it

I encourage it

because they get shaken or stirred

I believe their username was often combinations of Violet. Mostly they just gave off hot girl energy, which in combination with their horny posting, caused a bit of a martini amongst the community

that wrapper just makes me think it’s some kind of caramel candy. Tricked again by big sex insustry

They thought they caught you slacking

But those cheeks have been clapping

Your cup overfloweth,

While the thirsty boys are fapping