woah, we got a situation over here

sigh I’ll never master the art of horny memes, this is artisanal

if there’s no risk of pregnancy there’s no risk of attachment

How I’ve managed to only date women that are serious about birth control I think is the universe protecting me from myself

To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks

it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?

“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”

“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”

That’s why I always shout “first to cum doesn’t have to clean up the mess”

I win every time 😎

I mean it is technically correct

me giving relationship advice currently

a boon for some, a bane to others

who can stare at a vagina at a moment like this

his dogs are FULL out and you’re looking at his weird vagina

Horny in a twisted way

got a two-fer, eh?

i enjoy the cropping on this meme

I have to go for the clippers and do a fade or else it just looks like Snuffleupagus dunked his head into a bucket of nair

NOTALITY

Not if you bathed beforehand

im far to wise to fall for your obvious ploy of getting me to kiss icky ladies and suck off my buff homies

that would suck

Kissing is the one thing that crosses the line for some reason, for sooo many situations. “Straight” dudes willing to suck another dude’s dick, but won’t kiss another guy because it’s gross. It’s the same for a lot of other kinks. Threesomes, cuckolding, incest, etc etc

I think the border lays in the fact that kissing is a normal activity between couples, and that’s real life, whereas indulging kinks can almost be compartmentalized as an extreme form of getting off to porn (ergo fake, fantasy - not real, or “doesn’t count”)

“Now you will experience the FULL POWER of the slut side”

claps cheeks