OK: angrysad, horny, closeted.

I bet his party is going to be sad. Probably just a bunch of dudes. A bunch of angry, horny, closeted dudes.

I always considered the green shells to be more concealable for EDC

2A says I can have as many green tortoise shells as I want!

I dont want to crawl under a car. Puncturing the radiator is a way to quickly immobilize a vehicle in a way that requires substantial repair. All of these “sugar in th gas tank!” “unscrew their tire stems!” ideas sound fun but they take time and thus make them fantasies. I want something quick and obvious that succeeds.

So break their fucking radiators.

Yeah that’s why I think radiator damage is the way to go. They will most likely get stuck on the freeway which is a royal fucking pain.

I’m surprised I haven’t seen more calls to puncture the radiator. That would lead to the engine shutting off and being immobilized pretty quickly.

David Horowitz died? That’s excellent news.