weegee90

2004 or 2005, there was some “low bandwidth gamer radio” that I used while gaming on dial up. I’ve looked everywhere for it, would probably never use it again since I’m on fiber instead of dial up now, but it just bugs me not being able to remember what it was called. I’ve found other services like that that would have been active at the time, but looking at their UI in screenshots or wayback machine snapshots, none of them look familiar.

Just out of frame: An ignored “Employees must wash hands” sign.

I R Baboon

Ashes Of The Benchmark 2

Ceci n’est pas une drawer.

"Dearest Abigail,

I have provided a visual representation of my genitals. Please respond in kind."

HeadOn™

“Well, it seems his lungs are completely filled with Owens Corning fiberglass insulation. One third of his body weight is Owens Corning fiberglass insulation. But don’t worry, he won’t burn in hell… thanks to all that Owens Corning fiberglass insulation.”

This almost feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.