If you feel guilty about this, you may be part of the problem

Forget the handles because they all suck. The flared outer tines are a sin and the shorter tines on 1 is a war crime. I would take 3. Ergonomically it’s not terrible and I can deal.

Would rather be too left than whatever the fuck is happening on twitter.

That’s an insane thing to say about a demographic that is consistently taking mirrored shit slinging, and so much worse.