tomiant
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1·1 day agoThis is so wholesome! :)
If laws don’t apply for the rich, get fucked, they don’t apply for me either. Fuck your system.
34·2 days agoLet’s start hunting these people.
That’s my reasoning too. In fact, I wouldn’t care if a giant chain would go under because I stole bread and sausages, I am not going to just lie down and die because society says so.
I literally got caught doing that one time. I was in a really bad spot. I never stole for money or to resell, or for value like, I always went for food I was actually going to eat, and I even avoided the pricier brands because I didn’t want to be an asshole- I just wanted to survive, you know.
I grabbed a few smoked dried sausages and some bread, and went outside and ate them. Two plain clothes cops came up to me, “Where’d you get that?”, I was like, “This is my lunch”, and they said, “So, you didn’t nick that from the store right now?”, and I sat there silent for a moment and said, “Well… I’m not saying I did, but if I did say I nicked it from the store right now, what would theoretically happen to me?”, and the guy looked at me and the meager meal I had scrounged and said “let’s go”.
We went back into the store, and he went up to the cash register, and paid for my meal out of his own pocket. Then he motioned for us to leave, and then, as if he caught himself remembering that he needed to “do” something, he looked at the cashiers and then back at me and yelled at me- “AND DON’T DO IT AGAIN!”. But we were all good.
Best cop interaction of my life. If anything, I have never felt worse about stealing, because his pity really hit home to me how bad shape I was really in that time…
I mean, I love cardboard too. It is comfy somehow. It is nice to lay on, it has this comforting smell, it is surprisingly insulating… It is cheap and nobody cares if it breaks… It isn’t toxic, it’s not super bad for the environment, it decomposes. You can use it for tons of stuff, build forts out of, use as mouse mats, it’s nice to draw on, it’s a good impromptu trivet when you’re a single living slob, or a great hand held fanner on hot summer days. It is both rigid and soft at the same time, it does what it advertises, it doesn’t disappoint, it even makes kind of a satisfying sound when you rip it apart.
Damnit I just love cardboard, that’s all I’m gonna say.
I’m not saying this is moral or anything, but if you buy something expensive, then you could theoretically go back to the store with the receipt, pick another of that thing from the store, and go to the register and tell them you want to return it.
I have been homeless. You do what you need to survive.
“I understand the mushroom cloud. I am become mushroom, cloud of words.”
I would probably react like that dude on the barge inside the oil cistern in Waterworld when the flare drops.
“Oh thank god…”
“Outages are a GOOD THING!” / FOX talking head
We are going to eat this guy first.
Fuck, I should have clicked. I SHOULD HAVE CLICKED!
Mother should I trust the government…?
Not immediately! If you stare at the sun, you get permanent flubbflubbers, those squiggly things that follow your sight everywhere, because the energy of the sun basically cooks the proteins in your eye the same way heat coagulates eggs! Ask me how I know.
Y’all assholes need Auralnauts Star Wars Saga:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSCm8yAxBr8&list=PLINl9l0igYjzIipxsD4Y59_Jjxe4N3pZo
Thief junkies are actually an amazing source of high end clothes for cents on the dollar. If you know how to handle them, I mean. And if you’re cool with that. Like, really nice clothes for the price of a McMeal.
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“Yes!” “Maybe later!”
Fuck your asshole with barbed wire.
No. Oh no. NO! Not the systemDEEEEEES!
In GTA1, this is the button you would press to get in/hijack a car. You could also press and hold down one of the arrow keys to do the “spin around” maneuver, whereby you would quicker get into the car. It was a sort of “hack”.