He should use Head & Shoulders, will clear that right up.

Is that not what I said?

If advertising to you didn’t work then advertisers wouldn’t be doing it.

Wendy’s got any jobs?

Swifties becoming self aware this year was not on my Bingo card.

Has Ron ever looked inside a camera? Some of them have a few horsepower.

I’m starting my rain dance while lighting up a mouth full of cigarettes. We need this bitch to flood in less than 5.

You can get one from Spencer’s. It just says Federal Booby Inspector.

Someone is feeling a little steamed huh?

Can I get this in a microblog, tiktok vid and boomer style news clip?

😬Me leaving a toilet on the side of the road for someone to pickup.

Wasn’t there a movement to have the western states cecede after the last 2 Trump wins?

Is this a dig into the fact that our interviewer is an AI now?

I especially like the scratched up seats so I can get the torn up cushioning and little faux leather bits trapped in my shorty shorts.

Didn’t some antifa wanna be security dude shoot a drug dealer in Seattle during that CHAZ/CHOP thing?

People yesterday were pretty passionate about this not becoming a meme but I think with time anything can be made funny.

Isn’t it by definition a shitpost then?

The giant tank of water waiting menacingly to fall like an acme anvil on an unaware pooper is only of small concern.

“I asked for less conspiracy in the middle.”