You should start a sexy bug leg/mouthparts community.

I have had the urge to count to 4 a lot lately… Oh no

I wrestled a drummer once

Fleeing scene of crimes

That is one hell of a glow up

Gabapentin is great but doesn’t seem sustainable. Gives me a hangover and tolerance increases too fast :(

Somewhat in order of action:

• check if I am clenching jaw/grinding my teeth, relax shoulders and neck, center my thoughts, lower blood pressure and pulse

• thoroughly flush sinuses (like spend 20 minutes or more at least)

• drink lots of water/electrolytes and caffeine

• reduce sensory input: dark quiet room with comfortable seating

• double dose of Sudafed and Diclofenac sodium

• jump into traffic

You found the caution bear.

I am too polite to ogle a lady in public, good heavens!

Win some, lose some

I would have assumed this was an edited real photo rather than fully generated. The only real tell I can see is the metal slats in the tent roof being a little bit non-euclidean.

The erection won’t do you much good as you try to avoid going into respiratory arrest:

Symptoms may appear within 10 to 20 minutes after the bite, and death within two to six hours, where severe pain radiates to the rest of the limb, systemic effects include tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, visual disturbances, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing and paralysis.

My kink is extreme aversion to variety.

The third person destroys the sacred intimacy of the bucket ritual.

Are you SURE it’s not…?

I don’t want to have a popcorn bucket 3-way :(

Out of the kindness of my heart I will be donating smallpox blankets to the NYPD even if they don’t return Manhattan

1950s jello cake ass food crime. Wtf

Huh. I have never intentionally seen an actual photograph of haggis but I always thought it was slightly more… Sausage-y.

That’s a good point. Maybe it’s a living green drake.