It has what plants crave!

2 liter bottle.

Checkmate, athiests.

Sonic had some digital effects in the real world. This looks like they went all in on green screen digital effects. There is zero chance this one will change.

Did the same guy who wanted the ‘realistic Sonic’ look have input on this one as well?

The Shitposting argument style is the disruption in online conversations, usually of significant issues of discourse such as political and social issues, by making proofless and inflammatory claims that derail the conversation. The arguments are just reasonable enough that they come across as genuine beliefs and move the conversation to an irrelevant discussion.

Shitposting is just the new name for trolling after trolling was changed to mean online bullying.

It is a calendar that shows the repeating cycle of the world’s destruction and rebirth each time the milk runs out.

Yelp, huge red flag.

Image of a man kissing a woman’s upper lip to distract her while preparing to jam his tongue up her nose.

I love the idea of a vampire having kitchen appliances for which they have no use just like regular people.

PSA = Pirate Service Announcement?

She died in battle, so discount Valhalla?

You are thinking of Lorena Bobbitt.

That was my first thought too! This meme is about the dumbass who go herself shot during the failed Jan 6th coup.

Calm down Satan.

Dinosaur translates to “terrible lizard” so retaining outdated terminology is on brand.

This needs some role playing decisions added to be a role playing game. Like adding a first step of the player choosing something that has a small chance of adding +1 to a category and then doing the listed tables if it isn’t successful.

Randomness is the opposite of player agency, yet is still a core part of most RPGs.

This one pager has zero role playing though, and is barely a game. It is clever and funny as a concept though.

Which is something different than a RPG…

Mods are where asset reuse shines.

Hits to full armor aren’t about cutting through or breaking the armor, but trying to get as hard of a hit as possible. One central outward curve will deflect hits.

Two bulbous curves next to each other will deflect hits on the outside but focus hits on the inner curve into a shape that will ensure all of the power in the hit goes right to the chest. A great way to ensure the wind is knocked out of the wearer.

Did they market it at all?

All I have seen is the post mortem articles. Deadlock has had more marketing.