But what the crow wants to know is, are you taking avian sex as payment?

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE

Some English brats got there 40 years earlier: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottingley_Fairies

The Big Lebowski

Motherfucker put a trigger warning on that shit

Wicked Game in my ass

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Zalgo?

It’s also kind of a fringe theory.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1951_Pont-Saint-Esprit_mass_poisoning

The attribution of the poisoning to the CIA in Albarelli’s book has been roundly criticized. Historian Steven Kaplan, author of an earlier book about the events, said that this would be “clinically incoherent: LSD takes effects in just a few hours, whereas the inhabitants showed symptoms only after 36 hours or more. Furthermore, LSD does not cause the digestive ailments or the vegetative effects described by the townspeople.”

To be clear: I have no reason to believe that the CIA circa 1951 wouldn’t or couldn’t pull this kind of stunt, just that the evidence that they in fact did is pretty shaky.

Help me out here, I’m having trouble picturing this. Like… a pair of complete, full-size gazelles? Just fastened to the woman’s torso? If not, which parts?

Sssssshhh, there there, it’s ok. They’re feature phones

Reminds me of this dialogue from Ghost World

Enid : You know, we need to find a place where you can go to meet women who share your interests.
Seymour : Well maybe I don’t want to meet someone who shares my interests. I hate my interests.

Shortstop’s the best position they is.