Read this as “sharter edition” and I think it still works

Point of terminology. Do crackheads “tweak”? I thought that was a meth-specific concept

Yeah, it could be rephrased a little as well, like “guess I stood up too fast again”

I was actually wondering about that but was too lazy to check. Thanks for the correction

It doesn’t scan. But it’s not bothering me. Nope not at all. Not in any way annoyed by the fact that there’s one too many syllables in the second verse. Only a complete pedant would get HUNG UP ON THAT RIGHT HAHAHAHAHA

'Cause your friends don’t dance

And if they don’t dance

That’s a personal choice and I suppose we could be friends anyways, I mean dancing isn’t really a fundamental criterion as far as choosing friends is concerned, but right this moment we’re going dancing so I don’t think your friends would enjoy it being as they don’t dance unless I guess they just want to enjoy the music that would be perfectly fine

Rhyming “do ya” and “hallelujah” has got to be one of the ballsiest plays in music history

I guess a three-egg omelette is out of the question then

What happened with that change to signage laws that was going to require tens of millions of dollars to update eg “Canadian Tire” to “Magasin Canadian Tire” and whatnot?

My first thought! Although apparently it was designed to end in PvP. One of the best seasons in my book, definitely the top sidequest season.

Honestly puzzled, why is the grocery store so awful? Inflation, or is it a social anxiety thing?

aifon

Uff que ortografía doctor

That’s an odd way of spelling “taint tanning”

But what the crow wants to know is, are you taking avian sex as payment?

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE

Some English brats got there 40 years earlier: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottingley_Fairies

The Big Lebowski

Motherfucker put a trigger warning on that shit

Wicked Game in my ass

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Zalgo?