scoobford

He has no opposition. The governor and LT governor (texas is weird about governors) are both close allies, and the republican party has had a stranglehold on state level politics for decades at this point.

What he is really doing here is threatening to sue if people don’t fall in line. If someone actually fights him in court they might win, but the vast majority of people are not ready and willing to start a legal battle with the state.

How YOU doin?

Uh coochies don’t always dry up with age, and if they do there are a variety of treatments to allow you to remain sexually active.

Also, squirt is mostly urine.