Female humans

Kinda long way to say women

Judgemental cat.

Gonna milk Santa dry tomorrow

I think it’s yiff?

Very clever since they give people with cancer Prednisone.

This is much nicer than the view of the bed. I hate those little prison / kitchen windows over the bed.

Plot twist: girlfriend is trans but in the closet so bedroom guy really is gay.

That’s a halo, not the sun. Because he’s a saint.

12/10 heckin good pupper piggy

Come on, Mona’s dodge is great. She turns into a puddle of water.

Zombie movie beginning

Get her a CEO and she’ll shoot it

There were some people at my university for whom it was a science question. And they paid about €1350 per gram and the first thing they did with it was dissolve it in sulphuric acid.

Yeah, I wasn’t totally sincere about the unfortunately part.

Sauron made the orcs. Saruman made the hyper-orcs apparently.

No, he was also an opthalmologist. He had an older brother that was supposed to take over the family despot business but who unfortunately died in a car accident.

cough cishets

It doesn’t have an umlaut in Swedish. It’s just jungle forest like you said. There’s also a panda and a tiger and a bunch of other animals. I would say Kipling inspired but there’s a panda and a lion.

Thank God actual cops haven’t watched those TV shows and movies.

Too human

Perpetual licenses are dumb though. Software is a living breathing thing. Without developers it starts to die.