Exception: when the quoted thing is the punchline

There’s crypto now? Wtf

What makes it better than Signal?

230 calories per bottle

The serving size is BOTTLE?!

Dons boomer hat

Well we all know women can’t drive either, am I right fellas?

Turns toward camera. Cue laugh track

Ok. Which is yours? What’s your pitch?

Where along the DNC’s journey to the right do you hop off? Is it never? When do you hop off the electoral trend and join the Revolutionary trend?

And what is this revolutionary trend doing? Is there a plan? Because “let’s get Trump elected and hope for the best” really isn’t a great pitch

Shit maybe I will watch the rebuilds.

2027: Change your direct deposit to this routing number and account number

Reiner Knizia haircut

Hi hi

We’re your plumber girls (uh huh)

And have we got news for you (you better listen!)

Get ready all you plumbing girls

And leave that poop knife at home!

Toilet water rising

Confidence getting low (how low girl?)

According to my estimate

This shit’s gonna overflow

$3.50 for a McDouble, the item they used to replace the double cheeseburger on the dollar menu…

Huh. That is way cooler

Daddy Time, please.

Lol, we still refer to movies shot with a shakey nauseating camera as “filmed Cloverfield-style”

Just play Hades 2. It’s fucking amazing

It’s actually people vs. corporations vs. the government, and the corporations keep bribing the refs

Adam’s apples: maximum

MBAs only care about the next fiscal quarter

Actually

it’s pronounced Trinitay