People will see this and just think “Cowabunga”

Ah yes, the CHAD stack!

Me: Doctor, what is wrong with me?

Doctor: You need to get laid.

I’m afraid I just federated myself

Too shit to be posted

Yeah.

1. That’s terror.

I’m imagining Trump standing in a shit trench, looking confused.

Ho… hold it. Hold it just a little longer…

She seems a lot happier next to him.

*“no, this is patrick”

I can’t believe France has developed trains that run on biomass!

First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.

You should have…

checked your posting.

Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces

Ah yes, now my brain recognizes the photo that is cropped from. Probably didn’t immediately recognize it because all my brain remembers of the full photo is balding Elon.

Who is that in the bottom right?

Gonna tell my grandkids that’s Becker and Borg

oh shit riseup

Chuu mentioned, time to post the GIF!