Trump probably

So you can’t crack a cold one to relax but getting shitfaced is absolutely fine?

Where do I sign up?

Society

I live in a inbred town in the UK and they just honk their horns repeatedly. I’m guessing this is the sane thing

Sure but can you kill me first? I pinky promise to kill you after

As a UK citizen, this post feels personal

Just don’t touch Kyle’s monster

30 mins? I can hardly last 30 seconds!