Yes! Keep the vampire meme flowing! I love this side of lemmy.

Are you asleep?

You are horrible.

Wait until you see a hippo killing an adult crocodile.

No, unfortunatly they are not. That’s why I wrote them in french.

I don’t remember but honestly we could.

C’est du chinois pour moi !

Je viens d’en entendre quelques unes très bonnes : “Tu n’es pas un père mais un courant d’air.” À une personne qui noie le poisson, “tu prend ton élan pour mentir.”

You won’t fool me. That’s outside of the fediverse. I’ll take c/hamster or nothing.

Yeah and most of them are bad. So many people have matching chairs but such chair are too heavy to put easy in a place when you’ll sit confortably and they will fall over easily from lack of balance. The antique ones are balanced at least.

That’s closer but I’m not sure if the tail should be in or out.

Neither. Jeans have a whole for each leg and cover the waist.

The table is never the issue. The problem are the impratical heavy and bulky chairs. I could put the table against a wall and use it as a countertop move it to the center once in a blue moon when I receive lots of people. But what should a do with chair to feel up a room?

Je ne sais pas et je n’ai pas de Québécois sous la main pour me répondre.

That would not be crosspost then. But honestly I didn’t check if there was alt text, so I should take the blame.

Yes but how do you crosspost an image as text? If this is PieFed newest functionnality I might finally feel like moving.

Je n’ai jamais entendu “avoir ses ours” ailleurs que dans des listes de vocabulaire. Quelqu’un l’a-t-il déjà entendu dans la vraie vie ?

It is hard but quick. You don’t have to invite yourself to their home for coffee. Give them the snack, and go back quickly. You’ll ask for their name another time.

Build a relationship with your neighbour. If you feel lonely, just grab a few fruits or snacks from your pantry and knock on their door saying you bought to much. You’ll win a smile and a nice yet short conversation. Do this a few times and suddenly they will do the same.

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