How do the turtles open the jars?

This is fucked up, the scientists ought to know turtles can’t operate jars.

Tarnation I believe

Where do people even get these censored memes?

Ooh ooh ooh does it rhyme with Yahtzee?

I guess my GTI is about to become biGTIts

I think this is the Disney plus main screen

… they’re eating the pets in canaan

I have a neighbor 3 doors down who hangs 2 off their deck.

I absolutely hate them for it.

https://dnr.maryland.gov/ccs/Pages/horseshoecrab-medical.aspx#:~:text=A protein in the blood,even be fatal to humans.

Maryland sends its regards 🦀

Why you’d get any weather information from anyone but Frankie MacDonald, with his very own weather station, is beyond me

Check. Mate.

As an American I’d like to be offended but the reality is many of us aren’t even fluent in our primary tongue so monolingual is being generous.

That said how dare you

Same except i was on acid

Salt Life stickers and Punisher thin blue line stickers are best friends here in MD.

Absolutely 100% wrong.

Star Wars is ancient fantasy, it happened A LONG TIME AGO in a galaxy Far far away

The stork, or whatever is, about to punch him in the dick

This is poseidons democracy manifest!

What’s super cool is the wasps will also help keep your plants “semi” pest free

Watch. Your. Carrots.

The Long patrol wins

wot wot