What a lukewarm compliment. I need to wash my hands now, ew.

NT “journalist” : Breaking news: CPTSD & ADHD are closer relatives than previously thought.

NDs : …

RNG still as busted as ever?

Yeah… And those people vote. 🥲

At least they’re confident? 😅🤷🏼‍♂️

11yrs-younger-you can’t judge. They were just another starry-eyed fuckin’ idiot. You’re good, just don’t do it again, right?

Right?! 😶

Talk about planted.

Wait. Is anyone actually surprised? Honestly.

Uh. So, boomers swinging in the dark to maybe profit from a generation they have no more contact with than their marketing team has with real human beings? What could go wrong?

More than Ssss-skyliness, you ssss-say? Ooh, boy! Color me exsss-cited! 👀

Does marriage count?

/s

Doesn’t answer the question, but same.

You were never the consumer, just another product that ate up the hype. 🙇🏽‍♂️

The trick isn’t in the automation, but the avoidance of filtration after the tactic is disseminated at scale… Gotta stay under the radar so that the automated review-bombs aren’t detectable as such. 🤓🤘🏽

Yo HO!

And, like that, we’re closer to shrugging off these corpos’ BS tactics. Bring it. The corner among us will block it and show others how to easily do so, as well. 🖕🏽

Poor fridge gonna get the boot with that sort of lip. Stay in your lane, ya cold pantry.

So that’s what “PUBG” stands for? /s

absolute limp-wick chode candle 🤦🏽‍♂️

I would’ve believed you, maybe a decade ago…

Spoiler: that “something” is walk away with a cool billion and bin the whole thing.