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That’s a nice one!

This reminds of a joke.

You know where a 500kg gorilla sits?

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Polyamorous relation, I’d risk.

Personally knew a situation where after having two children, the sex drive of the mother simply disappeared. The couple still loved each other and being relatively young, the woman did not want her husband to be deprived of sex for the rest of his life or, evem worst, resort to infidelity or risky intercourse with professionals.

The solution was to find a second woman to become part of the household, to which the wife actively vetted and aproved. It worked.

So, OP, unless you can muster up a really crazy story, I’m pretty hard to impress.

I remember reading this article on how this group of flat earthers had pooled together to buy this incredibly expensive device, that had been laser calibrated. I think I recall being some sort of gyroscope that, if the planet was truly a sphere, would record on its inclination the degrees it would shift in order to maintain perfectly balance . The group had also did the math and they had reached a value that would be expected to be measured if the Earth was truly a sphere but it was immediatly rendered impossible because the device would never record such deviation as the Earth was flat.

Can you guess where this is going?

The device measured the exact figure the group had calculated. With no margin of error. And repeating the experiment only returned the exact same result. They had, by their own standard, reached proof the Earth was not flat.

Their conclusion?

The device had been sabotaged.

I feel personally attacked by that. Am man and able to cook. Unfair generalization. I do still manage to leave the toilet seat up.