Travel somewhere nice

Light switch Spider. Can turn your lights out in an instant. Fucking deadly!

Thing is… this sort of makes sense if you say it with a hint of sarcasm. But curiously the only people that use this phrase are Americans. And we all know how much they understand sarcasm 🤣.

Not putting the toilet seat down.

If I push too hard and one comes out… will it fit down the shower drain? Or will I have to break it up with my hands.

These were mad times, mind you.

Netanyahu has the gaul to tell Biden to his face whilst sitting in the oval office, that he’s a Zionist. An Irish American Zionist. Of all the nationalities he could have called out for being a Zionist, Irish sure is a strange one.

Now the IDF opens fire on a UN peacekeeping force where Irish peacekeepers are stationed. Dude is going to put on a Gimp suit and tickle Joe’s asshole with his nose whilst wanking him off with rosery beads on live TV next, or something 🤣.

Do you realise how much tea stains?

Arrrrrgggghhhg!

Do you work somewhere where you can escape for an hour over lunch, perhaps? Like go to the gym or something? Out of sight out of mind.

I totally get the feeling of being mobbed, but to be honest find a way to cope with it at work. A lot of work places are by definition social places so it’s going to be really hard avoiding interactions all the time. Maybe go for a walk with a podcast or something?

Good luck 🤞.

Stools

Oh yeah fair point. Depends how sadistic you want to get mwahahaha! 😈

But also after swatting the fly it’s nice to give the area a quick clean anyway.

Get a used spray bottle, one that you can adjust the spray to be narrow or wide angled by screwing unscrewing the cap. Set it to wide angled. Fill the bottle with some water and cleaning solution. Something you wouldn’t mind being sprayed about. Surface cleaner is a good bet because you probably already have that around the house to clean with.

Creep up on a fly with this diluted concoction and let rip. It might try and fly away but the wide angled spray plus the slight stickiness of the solution will hamper it’s efforts. Watch as it falls to the floor and writhes about in agony as it desperately tries to breathe (flies breathe through their skin which is now clogged with cleaning solution). It’s wings will be useless now too as they’ll be weighed down by the solution.

Finally with some tissues mop up and squash the little shit. For the first several flies leave them where you let them die as a warning to other flies in the area. After a couple of days you can clean up the bodies.

You’re welcome 🤗.

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Wrapped up in yesterday’s newspaper. IYKYK 😉

Scho cute! 🥰

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All French people are from Yorkshire, obvs.

Of course he’s a fookin’ Yaarkshire Tea man. Stick t’kettle on, lad!

This is the worst attempt in this whole thread 😂. Doesn’t even have the same letters!

Things of the past

Incredibly poor color accessibility.

Exactly this. I don’t know anyone in the IT industry that would willingly buy IBM. They’re either locked in due to legacy reasons or government projects where most of them are incompetent.

Thankfully it’s changing, but slowly.